Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Gryphin]

Wipes the pizza from my face
Drops it in macs beer
Takes the tribble wing lodged in my muustache and ueses it to prop macs mouth open.
Pours a secrete, "Fire that burs for 50 years sause" donwn his throat.

[Growltigger]

Wahey, this is brilliant. We have had the new Cantina open for all of 30 seconds and Gryphin is already enacting cartoon violence on Mac.

Growltigga pulls out his trusty cricket bat and proceeds to ding RD across the head as hard as possible.... whilst the wretched metalhead is staggering, GT borrows a couple of cymbals from the oompah band and whams them across RD's kopf too BOINNNNGGGGGGGGGG

See Mac in the corner, GT pulls out his trusty red hot poker handcannon (ooh I missed that) and proceeds to shoots a bolt up the old chap's backside... sizzle sizzle sizzle.....

Yipeee BAARRRRR FIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT

The kitchen doors open and a horde of diminutive cowboys come charging out to join into the fray

[mac5732]

Mac turns to the side, takes out his new Deridium metal pants insert, guarenteed to stop any and all fire poker brand type weapons , looks over and turns to the Gryphin and the chess board, sure Gryph I'm for a game, But wait a second, Mac then disconnects his colostomy bag which received all of the Gryphins firey concoctions, looks around, locates the GT evil Twin, who is disguised as the beloved old Gt, and lets fly, splat, dripppppp dripp, all down the front of the frizzy felines contour... Thought you could fool and old fool did ya you varmint, how dare you impersonate the real GT... now everyone will be able to locate and dicipher which one you really are, sniff sniff, sshheeeesh,,
Mac turns back to the chess board, Pawn to K2, Mac orders brewskis for him and the Gryph from one of his Liz Hurl Clones.....

just some ideas Mac

[Gryphin]

KxP - Knight Takes Pawn
GxP - Gryphin Takes gulP
GxP - Growltigga Takes Phool

[ July 04, 2003, 03:51: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[Kamog]

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?

Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!

[dogscoff]

One wall of the Cantina suddenly explodes, the explosion triggering frenzied punk music. As the dust settles, an impressive figure can be seen in the ex-wall's space, backlit by ultra-high-intensity floodlights. It's dogscoff (of course) and he's looking pissed off.

"You had a Viking bar fight without ME?!?!?"

the enraged dogscoff wields some kind of new weapon. He fires off a few rounds to demonstrate it's capabilities. Processed meat flies liberally around around from the muzzle of dogscoff's patented Spam Cannon tm.

*Splat* A lump of Spam hits Raging Deadstar in the face, and RD is immediately overcome by an urge to give his bank details to the son of an ex-president of Nigeria.

*Splotch* Mac takes a faceful of processed meat and feels strangely compelled to boost his e-business' turnover by purchasing a database of over a million targetted email addresses.

*Splunge* GT is struck by the flying foodstuff and is overwhelmed by his desire to acquire non-prescription viagra at wholesale prices. Nothing new there then.

As dogscoff's Big Entrance Cleanup Crew repair the structural damage to the building, the man himself takes a seat and orders a cold pint of Hoegaarden.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:

quote:

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Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?

Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!

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Yup, that's her. And legs for a mile! She's almost 6'0" without shoes on!
Speaking of her...Where did she run off to? She was with me before RD sent me back to that Viking fight.

[Timstone]

My, my, this place is rapidly deteriorating.... just like the old place. I like it. Yeah!
Oh, RD, you can borrow my TTG whenever you need it. It might create some comical encounters. As long as you return it in tiptop shape. If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?).

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Timstone:
If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?).

I've tired leaving RD in the pits of hell but it didn't work. His GF is part time owner down there. Or at least she was according to RD whenever I Last threw him down there.

[Raging Deadstar]

Hey be thankful i had the decency to attempt to rescue you Last time! And didn't I rescue you from their Eventually? My girlfriend can be extremely witty and evil when it comes to punishments, so unless rags wants your lovesacks to be dripped in oil, set on fire and then prodded with a cattle prod before being castrated and disposed to a scottish butcher i'd be careful!

*Raging Deadstar thanks to the viking horde has no urge whatsoever to give away his account details. However he has an extreme urge to run for his life! Luckily the vikings see Rollo's amazing display of "cowboy handling" and rush to his service, after all Last time i checked Ragnarok was at the bottom of the KOTH Tournament *

*Raging Deadstar then turns his attention to Ragnarok. Setting the Time Travelling Gearbox for one way he smiles as it trnasports Ragnarok back to Medeveil england. Ragnarok drops from the sky again and hopes to pull off his "i am god" trick again, but is promptly captured and tried for witchcraft. As the time portal closes RD sees Rags being dragged down the street to be burnt at the steak or put through the water test *