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Old August 21st, 2002, 06:15 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Thank you for those kind words Regent Geo "Lord of the Galactic Realms" Schmo. But do remember, this is the Growltigga Federation, a cosmopolitan society of cool cats, bald blokes and latin love goddesses, it is not so much 'cue thunderous applause' but cue the bacardi and the samba dancers, don your sombrero, get your maraccas and whistle and PPAAAAAARRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

and always remember that anyone who crosses the Federation gets decapitated with their head stuck their backside.
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Old August 21st, 2002, 07:54 PM
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after a solid litte nap, puke strolls back into the cantina.

he takes a look at the new clone detector, and walks safely by. thinking mischiviosuly to himself, he extracts DNA from a FBW with a large hypodermic that he finds lying about, and inserts it into his pocket clone-o-matic.

a whole line of identical FBWs pop out and inflate to full size, and puke chases them through the front door, where they are squished by the GHB.

collecting the remains in a box, puke returns to his regular table and sets up his own little stage show with miniturized FBWs on the tabletop.

Send over a drink, and reconcile my tab.
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Old August 21st, 2002, 08:00 PM
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BEFORE I DEPART FOR FOREIGN CLIMES MALAYSIAN

New house rule, no taking DNA samples from the FBW, they are there to serve and to be adored, not cloned and interferred with (well, not at the genetic level anyhow).

Barry gives Puke a good chewing by way of punishment
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Old August 21st, 2002, 08:59 PM
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dont blame me, that large hypodermic someone left laying about was just screaming out to be used to extract DNA from a FBW! Fluffy Bunnies have a long histroy in the medical research field!

and hey, just look at the great table dance. some showtunes from a walkman, and its entertainment four hours!
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Old August 22nd, 2002, 03:18 AM

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Tesco shows up later that evening with Lemmy.

And turns on the K-O-K-IE machine and does a duet of bomber... with Lemmy..

Ahhhh.... Dreams do happen all the time at the cantina...
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Old August 22nd, 2002, 08:05 AM
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And turns on the K-O-K-IE machine and does a duet of bomber... with Lemmy..
puke enjoys the tune, but thinks to himself that this might not be the same Lemmy. in fact, he thinks the Girl School Version had better vocal accompanyment.

the psychics in the room nod their heads in agreement.

hmmm.. i think i posted this in another thread, but in a fight between Lemmy and God, who would win?
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I find this really funny. You all were so willing to stand up for those crappy Trek sets, but not one of you has posted that the NAYS sit is down. It has been down for a few days now. I want to share with you an email I got today. Oh this is funny.

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WTF is your problem? Why do you have to be so hateful? I hope someday someone does to you what you seem to enjoy doing to others. Your failure to compermise on the concept of star trek only demonstrates the closed mindedness of the way you think. I hope your hard drive fails you little prick!
This was from pcpatrocities@hotmail.com What does the PCP stand for? Are you a drug user? What I found funny was that he did not know his site was down until today. I am laughing at this. You all stood up for him, and no one, not even he, knew that the site was down. LOL I win. Thats twice now. To home runs.

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Old August 22nd, 2002, 11:30 AM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

ManofWar, you are juvenile

You have stated that your shipsets are so much better. Why dont you post them if they are so good so that the rest of us may benefit from your profound knowledge and expertise. The reason you dont is probably because they are crap or that you are lieing and they do not exist. I suspect the latter.

'To home runs'? you really are bad at grammar aren't you?

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Old August 22nd, 2002, 12:48 PM

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

I find this really funny. You were so willing to suggest to Sachmo (who has posted (thousands of words), that he use a spell checker.

“Thats twice now. To home runs.”

Samples of bad spelling or bad grammar in 117 words.
Just an observation. Not intended as a flame.
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Old August 22nd, 2002, 12:56 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Tigga, please read your Private Messages.

Well MoW it would appear so. I won't post your email Messages here. I will not give you what you want. However, I will tell you this: you have succeded in shutting me down, I will not rebuild the site. You can go away now. You have won. You need not email me any more.

PCP = Population Control Police

It is a clan name for another game I play. Now go away and pat yourself on your back. Just remember, what comes around shall go around or so it has been written.

Don't worry about NASY. (Not NAYS) If you need or want the ship sets, you can download them from PBW, or from here in the download section. I will update the links later.

Don't feed this guys ego. Just ignor his post.

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