KingMaker - let the Ascension War commence! - Page 56

JimMorrison · #**551** July 15th, 2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

DonCorazon said:
A while ago there was a thread with funny magic sites. Our nation would like to propose one that would be in great demand in Utgard.

Lasik Center
Enter to Heal one lost eye affliction

There is also the-

I-Mart
Gives a free Slushy with every replacement Eye purchase!

DonCorazon · #**552** July 15th, 2008, 08:24 PM

I'd also like to propose a magic item to be called the Eyes of Utgard in honor of the massive blindness we have experienced in this game.

It will be an N1 magic set of reading glasses - consider it a helm since they require a big, dorky headband to fit on a skratti head, and thus don't work with well with other headgear.

Their magical power will be to restore vision and negate the effects of any mirror imaged foes. If I knew how to Mod I'd also add an Incinerate spell which shoots out of the glasses to toast annoying Sidhe raiders.

Lingchih · #**553** July 15th, 2008, 09:15 PM

The huge battle finally ensued between Lanka and LA Pythium. Lanka brought nearly 600 troops, undead, Demons, thugs and mages.

Poor LA Pythium countered with 3 priests, our prophet, and 30 sacred Hydras.

The almost stupidly brave Hydras plowed into the massive army, with the priests casting support, and thinning out the undead with dozens of banishments. Our brave Hydras mowed through the intial wave of troops with little problem. Then came the Palankasha demons.

The toughest troops we have ever seen, they were, and they fearlessly plowed into the Hydra line. Just as we had planned (evil laugh). They fought well, but the poison took it's toll, and after an hour of battle, half of the demons were dead, and most of the rest struggled to fight with on with nasy poison dripping wounds.

But our Hydras had been sorely damaged as well. Most of their heads were gone, and when half of them were killed, our Prophet decided it was better to live to fight another day. He ordered the classic Hydra Slow Retreat, wherein they withdraw from the field at a crawl, while letting the pursuers languish through the poison field. when the final toll was called, only a handful of Demons remained alive, and they are sore wounded.

And now, our valiant priests and remaining Hydras prepare the counterattack. LA Pythium is besieged, but by no means defeated.

Xietor · #**554** July 15th, 2008, 11:51 PM

LA Ctis Staled? Say it ain't so.

atul · #**555** July 16th, 2008, 02:14 AM

Well you're the game admin, you should know.

In other news, Bandar Log, while victorious, is not greedy. Should any of EA Ulm's neighbours want a piece of his lands now that there is virtually no opposition, let us know. That way we can ensure that there isn't any unwarranted head-butts where two armies attack same provinces. Plenty of lands for everyone!

And also, BL joins the Const4 club with a strong line of Nature and Astral accessories. Should anyone be interested in Shrouds, Eye/Wine Shields and the like.

Xietor · #**556** July 16th, 2008, 09:34 AM

"Well you're the game admin, you should know."

The game admin. on llamaserver does not know anything the other players do not. The staling data is available to anyone. Just click under Administrator options then on staling data.

I can only change a player's email address, the message of the day, and the host times.

Foodstamp · #**557** July 16th, 2008, 09:56 AM

I LOSTED BECUZ XIETOR HADS MOD POWERS!!!!ONE1!!1!

Xietor · #**558** July 16th, 2008, 10:06 AM

Oh since you lost anyway Foodstamp, you likely will not mind if i pass control of your empire to a distant relative, sonofxietor.

And is that you in the youtube video you sent me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAL-cefn_dc

Foodstamp · #**559** July 16th, 2008, 04:12 PM

Wow, way to get me in trouble at work. No more clicking links with the volume turned up!

DaveCG · #**560** July 16th, 2008, 06:41 PM

Btw Xietor I'm really sorry 'bout missing my turn, I've been off for two weeks (you'd think that'd mean I'd have to time to do my turn...but apparently not so) from work and it was sorta "WOO! no work!".."Dave how's your dom game going?" ....

...

"poo poo"

Anyway, like I said I had fun and I've learnt a thing or two, and I was just happy to last this long for my first crazy newby game, and I've still got one last fight left in me...I must however admit it's going to be a piss poor fight but still.

So untill next time.