Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 58

Raging Deadstar · #**571** February 17th, 2005, 08:47 PM

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NullAshton said:
The bar & grill will now be guarded by 10 starbases. Have a nice day.

Just Laughs....

Starbases? Have you seen what some of the patrons drive here in? Last I checked Mac, Dogscoff and Growltigga were known to have worldships in orbit of this place. It's almost mandatory for the parking lot to have at least 2 baseships, several dreadnoughts and god know's what else there!

Don't matter, We may need the scrap to fix doors or something

NullAshton · #**572** February 17th, 2005, 08:49 PM

Theres lots of fighters in there as well. I need to know what mod has worldships before I make them...

Raging Deadstar · #**573** February 17th, 2005, 09:06 PM

Message from Bartender, To be confirmed by Staff

Until Notified The Staff of this Cantina (aka Me and the FBW's) have taken the necessary precautions to ensure the safety of this Cantina, protection of this home away from home.

Until Further Notice this Cantina is protected by an Anti Deus Ex Machina field. Fancy devices powered by Technobabble, obscene special powers, weapons or devices far beyond reasonable limits and/or the use of Time Travel will not work within the Anti Deus Ex Machina Field.

We of the Cantina feel that if you have a problem bring a fleet that matches the technology of at least one SEIV Mod and duke it out in orbit, or resort to comedy violence and settle thing's the old fashioned way.

This is to preserve the Cantina, and quite possibly the libido of the FBW's who find geeks arguing about technobabble a turn off and a difficult obstacle in the way of a successful day's work.

Some will Call this an unfair move and may argue that such abilities worked for superheroes or even stars of science fiction tv series'. Well we at the Cantina say this. "You are not James T. Kirk, The Engines Canne Take it Cap'n and If you do not comply the FBW's will be happy to bestow a lethal dose of aggression to your table."

Thank You, Raging Deadstar

mac5732 · #**574** February 18th, 2005, 12:39 AM

a deep rumbling is heard coming from the inner sanctum.. Its getting louder and louder, RD strolls over and opens the door, his face turns lackluster purple, he closes the door and reports to all the patrons. The Inner Sanctum TT worshipping aliens have decided to join the in the bashing of THE HUT. They are currently sending a raiding team down thru the inner sanctum inner systems where they found a connecting one leading up to the inner sanctum or whatever its called over in the HUT.... who knows what mischief these deziens will create

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**575** February 18th, 2005, 06:43 AM

Erm... Starbases? Worldships? Are you kidding me? I've got a 25MT COMCA in orbit! I could annihilate you all in one shot! And btw, the entire NORTHERN HEMISPHERE was annihilated when my ship opened fire... the Hut was just collateral damage. And it had already been crushed by a plummeting B-Destroyer III.

Face it. You need at least a Star Destroyer or a COMCA of your own to take out the USS Strategia III.

Raging Deadstar · #**576** February 18th, 2005, 09:47 AM

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StrategiaInUltima said:
Erm... Starbases? Worldships? Are you kidding me? I've got a 25MT COMCA in orbit! I could annihilate you all in one shot! And btw, the entire NORTHERN HEMISPHERE was annihilated when my ship opened fire... the Hut was just collateral damage. And it had already been crushed by a plummeting B-Destroyer III.

Face it. You need at least a Star Destroyer or a COMCA of your own to take out the USS Strategia III.

points to the Anti Deus Ex Machina Field Your Comca falls under Deus Ex Machina, and therefore cannot effect the cantina

Also, I swear a Worldship was bigger than 25mt... But then again it was a while since I played that mod

Ahh, Ultimate Vehicle Size Mod. Massive Worldship 40. 40mt of Pain, Death and Hurt!!!

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**577** February 18th, 2005, 11:27 AM

Your Deus Ex Machina stops... non-mod ships. Well, 'scuse me, but the fine COMCA is a glorious part of the Capship Mod.

NullAshton · #**578** February 18th, 2005, 12:21 PM

I think the COMCA was destroyed...

NullAshton · #**579** February 18th, 2005, 03:18 PM

Anyway, I now have 8 Null-Destroyer class worldships in orbit. Read the hut fourm for stats. That null-space cannon is sweeeeeeet

Growltigger · #**580** February 18th, 2005, 05:54 PM

OK, enough of this intergalactic techno-mayhem... Growltigger materialises in the middle of the cantina, dressed in his favourite "Ali Bongo" magical outfit, and flanked by two of the more luscious FBW's (the Kirsty Gallagher and Victoria Silvstedt lookalikes - who are wearing about enough clothing to cover one rather small female, and believe, these two are definately not small in certain areas!!)....

The Great Kat surveys the cantina, and to evidence that he is indeed a cat with feelings, a small tear glistens in his eye when he sees what his beloved cantina has become, but not for too long, as he is not a girly man.

Friends, Patrons, Countrymen (oh, and you wretched north americans)... what have we done? what have we let our cantina become? how could it slip into such a pit of wanton despair..

This cannot be, it shall not be...

Using the age old mantra of "izzy Wizzy Let's Get Busy", the Great Kat waves his magic wand...

Kazamm, the decor of the cantina is spruced back into its wonderful neo-classical fusion style...

Pazazzz, an all girl orchestra wearing thongs and saucepan lids appears on stage, blasting out some bottom kicking tunes...

Powey, the kitchen is refreshed to its previous glory, tribbles wings on the spit roast and lots of nibbles, pizzas etc....

Thsspppp, a taz clone appears behind the bar, polishing the counter and licking the glasses clean as always and waiving a sign saying free booze for the first ten thousand customers....

Wahey.... a mulititude of scantily clad FBWs appear on the dancefloor, beckoning to the patrons to come join them for a tuppeny upright....

Thwokkk, thecarpark is cleared away and retarmaced,, Barry the T Rex appears, dressed in his valet uniform and looking forward to refusing entry (and eating) the more undiscerning punters...

Biff.... hordes of killer mongoose, ninja shrimp, evil sea beasts, swamp monsters, killer raccoons, pyscho squirrels and ornery varmints appear behind the cantina, ready to join their evil boss in cartoon mayhem...

Blammo.... everything gets back to normal save for the one last great miracle....

Waving his wand and summoning all his strength, GT looks at Mac and casts the most difficult spell, suddenly, Mac is grabbed by a force divine and is dunked into a large tub of antiscpetic, his clothes are miraculously repaired, he is cleanned up and even more wonderfully, the disturbing smell of wee wee he always carried with him is scrubbed clean! he is left smelling fresh, looking presentable, and less like a right of spinbdle shanked tosspot and pervert....

GT loses the Al Bongo outfit, reverts to his dinner jacket and cigar, stows the red hot poker hand cannon behind the bar, and as the stompin' strains of "Just a Gigolo" come from the all-girl orchestra, goes down to the dancefloor to join the FBW's in a lot of full contact dancing....

The good old days are back...who do we beat up first?