Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 59

Taz-in-Space · #**581** August 27th, 2002, 05:27 AM

...Taz is reading the contract that Raging Deadstar gave him...

Hmmm, Party of the first part, that's RD - Party of the second part, Me I guess... Free drinks...
Well, I'm all for Partys and Free drinks!!

I sign the contract: Taz Devil

Tesco, I am going out on a limb here, but I'll certify you Offical Patio Bartender! Remember service with a smile (show a LOT of teeth - the tips tend to be larger this way

) And don't forget to 'Quality Control' the liquid refreshments from time to time!

Dogscoff, we need more of those B Gates clones. Barry seems to have picked up the habit of EATING THEM. I think that MAC may have lead him to taking up this nasty habit!

Crazy Dog, was that One mineral or one THOUSAND?
I'll give you credit for 1000 this time...

Hello, ManOfWar. Welcome to the Cantina. Belly up to the bar and name your brand of liquid diVersion.

[ August 27, 2002, 04:29: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

Puke · #**582** August 27th, 2002, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
(show a LOT of teeth - the tips tend to be larger this way )

so YOURE who barry learned it from

dogscoff · #**583** August 27th, 2002, 11:16 AM

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Dogscoff, we need more of those B Gates clones. Barry seems to have picked up the habit of EATING THEM. I think that MAC may have lead him to taking up this nasty habit!

*Dogscoff installs a auto-cloner to automatically replace any stress-relief Gates clones which get eaten or otherwise removed from service. He also installs a cute trained monkey to tether each new clone as it spawns and to hold out a paper cup for beating-payments.

He also introduces a small random factor into the auto-cloner's DNA sequencer module, so that every now and again a clone will be spawned which *doesn't* match the anti-clone GHB's non-kill file, and so gets entertainingly densified=-)

BTW, any abuse of the monkey will be severely punished. Trained monkies are damnedly expensive to replace, you know. Taz, I expect you to discipline Barry and make sure he doesn't eat the monkey. Oh, and the monkey is paid in banana daiquiris, but don't let him drink more than 3 a day or he gets all drunk and depressed...

[ August 27, 2002, 10:18: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

dogscoff · #**584** August 27th, 2002, 11:44 AM

I've decided to trial another Tigg-scoff innovation at the cantina. It's a mini-resource converter vending machine. It's for people who don't have enough minerals to cover their tab, or who want to get local currency having just flown in from off-planet.

Simply insert a small amount of organics or radioactives into the machine and it will spit out an equivalent amount of minerals (minus a reasonable conVersion fee, of course.)

*Dogscoff trials the machine by dismembering a Gates clone and feeding the gory body parts in. The "Organics" light blinks on, and 3.4 units of minerals pop out. It works! The auto-cloner begins the re-spawning process and Dogscoff tries some other materials:
A pint of guiness produces 0.8 minerals, and a steaming pile of T-Rex poo returns a hefty 4.7 minerals. Strangely, a plate of the ultra spicy deep-fried tribble wings light up both the organic *and* radioactives indicators, and returns a staggering 5.3 minerals.

Dogscoff instructs Taz to put the price of the tribble wings up, to avoid an obvious exploit...

Crazy_Dog · #**585** August 27th, 2002, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
[QBCrazy Dog, was that One mineral or one THOUSAND?
I'll give you credit for 1000 this time...

One THOUSAND of course....

Not enought time to kick BG but is all the time that i have for fun

[ August 27, 2002, 17:07: Message edited by: Crazy_Dog ]

Suicide Junkie · #**586** August 27th, 2002, 06:18 PM

Hey, Dogscoff, is there any particular reason why the full Viking shipset is not in the TDM modpack?

All I found were the default SE4 images, and I had to download all the extras separately!

dogscoff · #**587** August 27th, 2002, 06:39 PM

Not sure, Rollo tends to deal with the TDM guys more than I do. I really ought to update the vikings zip on my website, too.

Raging Deadstar · #**588** August 27th, 2002, 07:51 PM

"I , Raging Deadstar, apoligise for feeding barry Bill gates clones in the first place, but if i do say so myself barry enjoyed it!"

Sits down, smiles at a waving taz. Now that RD ordered the new facilities to create this free drink Taz will be intoxicated for quite some time!

That reminds me, I saw that Tazmania cartoon the other day, are you related to the ginger dad who says "yachety shmacety" ???????

Hmmmm the paperclip is annoying, but Links ,the cat assistant, has grown on me! lol. Hey my ships broke down cos it runs on a windows system instead of master computers!

*wanders off towards bill gates clone*
"Hey this ones mine! I demand twice as long beating him up!
*continues with pummeling*

*Walks outside only to find Barry dressed up in a red suit and red top hat tapdancing with a cane, do Bill gates clones contain an excessive ammount of sugar????*

Rollo · #**589** August 27th, 2002, 10:13 PM

The extra pics for the TDM-Vikings have been removed in order to make the Modpack not any bigger than necessary.

Rollo

[ August 27, 2002, 21:16: Message edited by: Rollo ]

dogscoff · #**590** August 28th, 2002, 01:25 AM

*Dogscoff tuts and sighs at his third uninterrupted post in a row. Where is everyone?

He drops a couple of hundred minerals into the paper cup which the monkey is holding. He arbitrarily headbutts the current Gates clone ("That's for that sodding paperclip assistant") and tells the monkey that the rest of the abuse time is for Atrocities. He orders a few beers for himself and Atrocities and settles into a table near the bar, hopefully out of range of the inevitable blood stains.

[ August 27, 2002, 12:27: Message edited by: dogscoff ]