300 Ways To Tell If Your Addicted To SE IV (Updated)

[Taera]

163: You keep speculating when the next patch would come, endlessly.

[Grandpa Kim]

164. Until the first time you saw someone else do it, withdrawing from a game never even occurred to you.

[mlmbd]

165; You are sitting in traffic. The light turns 'green'. But the jerk in front of you just sits there. You think; 'A couple of Capital Ship Missiles IV should take are of this'!

mlmbd

[disabled]

167: You accept gifts from friends and family during christmas, then attempt to bombard them from your orbital baseship.

168: You demand people pay you tribute on christmas and when they don't you cough on them infecting them with plague level 1.

edit: forgot this:

169: On any holiday that is a family gather, you come to this forum before going to join your roommates that dare call themselves family.

[ June 16, 2003, 02:14: Message edited by: General Talashar ]

[Taera]

170. You view your trade screen. Then you get out your TI-83 calculator and input (trade received)*(100/trade percent) to know how much they are producing (of that kind).

I just did that...

[tbontob]

171 You no longer dream at night of blondes or redheads who "want" you in the most erotic of ways.

Instead you dream of aliens races who want you to be subjugated!

[BBegemott]

172) You are taking the biology exam. Lecture gives you the following questions on a sheet of paper:

1. Why do a badger has multiple ways to get out of his burrow?
2. Why are some lizards able to regenerate their tales, if cut off?
3. Why did the dinosaurus die long long ago?
4. Why do bears sleep in winter?
5. Why do little cats are used to turn around trying to catch their tale?
6. Why do chameleons change their skin colour?
7. Why do hares change their fur in winter/summer time?
8. Why can't penguins fly?
9. Why do frogs always catch an insect with their tongue?
10. Why do cangaroos have a pouch?

These questions seem no problem for you. Here goes the answers:

1) If a badger suspects one way is mined, it uses another to go to the shop and purchase the minesweeper.
2) They have got an organic armor.
3) Because of plague. They didn't possess the medical bay technology.
4) Just mothballing maintainance costs.
5) Little cats are learning the function "Repeat Orders" .
6) Cloaking.
7) Retrofitting armor.
8) Their engines doesn't store enough suply to lift the weight of a penguin off the ground.
9) They have the religious talisman.
10) In order to have a possibility to transport extra population.

The next day you come to know exam rezults. You find your paper and... get amased. Slightly. Your mark is nine. The fifth answer is striked out in red with the following comment nearby: All units have "Repeat Orders" available at once when created. The correct answer should be: Little cats are getting used to deal with newly acquired scanning technology; scanning surroundings.

[Ragnarok]

LOL @ 172! That was great man!

[Gandalph]

173. Playing 36 turns of KOTH on Christmas Day.

[tbontob]

#172 LOL

But you are really addicted if you 'choose' a prof on the basis that he plays SE4.