Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[narf poit chez BOOM]

[the Last person to eat the nuts i put out there as bait gets the green goop on them that follows the nuts, only across the cieling. the characters don't know that though, becuase it's dark green. but it's be bright green once the Last nut is eaten. it's not sentient. the nuts are giving off some undetectible chemicals. well, there undetectible now.]

[ April 25, 2003, 08:44: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[Power Man]

Boy RD are You In Trouble.

DG must not have drawn all of brains back in. That's why you are "having delusions." Also the nut you ate may be just making you "Nutty."
You could not have destroyed my Dread2. It Last left the Old cantina via a warp tunnel and has not yet re-appeared. I wonder who's ship you DID Destroy ??

Shortly after RD gets his apple juice an ominous rumbling is heard. The sky darkens as a Massive BASE Ship moves over the cantina. A Large (lounge) lizard like being smashes through the door.

"WHO HERE JUST SANK MY BATTLESHIP" he roars!!

Everyone in the cantinal points to Raging Deadstar.

"YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP !! YOU MUST PAY !!!!"

The Large Lounge Lizard Lunges at RD. He proceeds to wrap RD up in heavy chains.
He the puts RD into a large sack.
He puts the sack into a metal strong box.
He puts many locks and yet more chains on the box.
He takes the box back to his base ship.
The Base ship takes off and disappears into the sky.

Is this the End Of Raging Deadstar? (We can only hope.)

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Power Man:
Boy RD are You In Trouble.

DG must not have drawn all of brains back in. That's why you are "having delusions." Also the nut you ate may be just making you "Nutty."
You could not have destroyed my Dread2. It Last left the Old cantina via a warp tunnel and has not yet re-appeared. I wonder who's ship you DID Destroy ??

Shortly after RD gets his apple juice an ominous rumbling is heard. The sky darkens as a Massive BASE Ship moves over the cantina. A Large (lounge) lizard like being smashes through the door.

"WHO HERE JUST SANK MY BATTLESHIP" he roars!!

Everyone in the cantinal points to Raging Deadstar.

"YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP !! YOU MUST PAY !!!!"

The Large Lounge Lizard Lunges at RD. He proceeds to wrap RD up in heavy chains.
He the puts RD into a large sack.
He puts the sack into a metal strong box.
He puts many locks and yet more chains on the box.
He takes the box back to his base ship.
The Base ship takes off and disappears into the sky.

Is this the End Of Raging Deadstar? (We can only hope.)

*The atmosphere is strange in the cantina, powerman is hoping our beloved hero is gone forever, Ragnarok is reeling from shock he might have to lower himself to powermans level for violence. Growltigger doesn't really care but is wondering who will pay RD's tab, Taz sighs as he knows he won't be getting any of the Deadstar continuum's beer for "quality testing" anymore!*

*Powerman smiles knowing full well that sending that communication to the lizards would land RD in trouble. Suddenly a large rumbling is heard as the lizards baseship reappears over the cantina and Raging Deadstar wanders back in. Carrying the large metal box. He spends a couple of minutes unlocking the chains and padlocks and then pulls out some jars. Inside are Nuted very upset miniture Versions of the lizards that kidnapped him, the captian who did and his crew. He smiles and then proceeds to head to the toilet! Only then can laughter be heard and numerous bog flushing. Later a bunch of very happy toilet worshippers come back out with their freshly grilled lizard shishkebabs. Now that those ignroant sentient life forms have been taken care of he turns his attention to powerman. He whispers to the nearest fbw and they rush off, returning in ominous leather and latex dominatrix outfits. With a quick grip of the shoulder powerman is unconcious and falls head first into his tribble wings and is dragged to the medieval dungeon that Raging Deadstar specified to be built. Powerman doesn't know it yet but this erotic pleasure is going to be extremly STRENUOUS! Raging Deadstar shouts back over to the Fbw's before they bolt the door to take full advantage of the bed of nails, the racks and thumb (and other appendages)screws. Powerman is in for a night he will remember, mostly for the pain he will be in for months*

Luckily for me my ship always has shield depleters and a boarding party Now powerman, if you have any complaints from the treatment you receive now take it up with growltigger or the FBW's, i'm sure they'd love to hear from a disatisfied customer!

Hehehehe.

[mottlee]

Mottlee enters the "New" Cantina eyes scaning over the room....the place looks good he spys some nuts and starts to drool mottee loves nuts

[Power Man]

Raging Deadstar , you talk about MY level of violence ?? I’m not the one blowing up ships “in a giant fireball of splendour.” and firing “all 6 of his quantum torpedoes at ragnaroks corner” . I prefer to “PUNish” my opponent with style not brute force. (I also don’t have to quote your whole Last post as a quote.)

Just as Power Man is being put to “Rack and Ruin” by the FBW’s several Funny Bunny Dealers from the card room come to his rescue.
Instead of their usual skimpy dealers outfits they are done up in their Fighting Zeana Bunny Warrior (FZBW) outfits. The FZBWs take several playing cards and shape them into fishlike shapes. They then toss them at the FBW’s. The “Card Sharks” attack the FBWs with their tiny but very sharp card teeth. (They all want their "CUT") Each FBWs get so many painful paper cuts that they surrender. (They can Give pain, But can’t Take pain.)

Power Man brings the two Groups together. They pile all of RD’s dungeon “play toys” in the corner to open up the room. A few lessons from Power Man and the The Fuzzy Bunny Dance Troop (FBDT) are dressed in show girl outfits (that really Show a LOT) and are doing a dance called (you guessed it) The Bunny HOP.

Power Man suggests to GT and dogscoff that if we get rid of all those dungeon toys and bring in some tables, chairs and some lights we could put on a great dance show. I am sure it would bring in more money than that Dark Dungeon Did.

There, I escaped RD's ploy with just a few paper cuts. Now how non-violent is that?

[Kamog]

So, when are we going to have a name for the new Cantina?

Oh, and is it safe to say ONIONS here in this new establishment?
*Quickly holds up a parasol for protection, just in case*

[Taz-in-Space]

With a click and a whooossshh, a trapdoor is triggered under Kamog and he falls into a large smelly room filled with ripe ONIONS.

Taz shakes his head and wonders why Kamog thought the NEW Cantina would function in exactly the same way as the old one!

Taz does however think that Kamog has a valid point: It is time to NAME THAT CANTINA!

Taz looks expectantly in the direction of the mighty Dogscoff.

[Power Man]

Sorry Kamog RD has shown us a few post ago that ON—er That word still has power in this new cantina.

No sooner than Kamog utters “that word” a small toon type black hole appears over his head.

A large pile of Onions rains down on Kamog.
Fortunately the toon parasol protects Kamog from the worst of the fall.

Kamaog, who was very hungy, proceeds to eat his way out from the pile.
Now he is finally full.
Although watch out for his BAD BREATH !!!!

Power Man offers Kamog a breath mint and invites him into the card room for some cards.

[Power Man]

Wow Kamog got zapped by two people at one.
Double the ON----s Double the FUN !!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

would the room he fell in be the one i hid rotting O----s in?