Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[tesco samoa]

tesco does not like getting eyed by other poster. So tesco does the proper thing by placing viking helmet on his head and goes out on the patio, sits, opens bottle of creemore springs http://www.ftcpec.com/ and makes fun of other bar.

[PaladinOfEarth]

:: Walks up to Gryphin, Wonders what he is high on. Hands him my card ::
"Have Gun, Will Travel"
I am looking for a man by the name of "mac".
Please let him know I was here and that I will return.
Thank you most kindly,
Enjoy your night.
Bartender,
Put this mans next drink on my tab, Send the bill to Carlton Holtel, San Francico, Earth.

[Gryphin]

< Looks up startled by the stranger, Impressed by the well spoken polite manners. Noting again the way he carried himself. >
My pleasure Mr, Paladin. Please come back soon. Thanks for the drink.

[mac5732]

Tesco, a most worthy photo of a shrek look a like, however, I think a little too much hair on top got your email, looking it over

As Mac closes his laptop, he looks around and sees the stranger walk over to the Gryphin and then return to his seat, Mac being the curious one in the cantina, decides to walk over and say howdy, maybe even buy the new member a brewski or two. As Mac walks up to the stranger, he notices that he is playing and talking to a small wooden chess set with white knights as logos. Excuse me good sir, I notice that you are new around here, may I buy you a drink, The stranger looks up, calls a FBW over, orders a brandy, pays for it himself and stars at Mac. Mac, unplused, trying to make conversation tries to break the ice, The stranger, his voice low and deep, almost like a growl, his eyes looking straight down into Macs soul, answers.. I'm looking for someone called Mac... At this Mac looks around for a quick escape and thinks to himself, oh oh, I think I'm in some deep s...

a mac looking for a mac look-a-like very quickly

[ July 11, 2002, 04:20: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Growltigga]

Tesco, are you daft or what? (I know this is a relative question for a north american) - I only revert to my Shrek alter ego if it means I can get a quick knee trembler with Cameron Diaz..

The oly similarity between the person in your photo and me is that he is wearing green. Other than that, he has far too much hair and looks like a bit of a nancy boy to me...

Do you wish to explain why you are surfing the world-wide-web looking for pictures of fey looking pillow biters?

Mac, dogs are welcome in the Plough & Harrow but that is because Chris the Landlord is an entrepeneur and also runs a Korean restaurant in Canterbury that promises food so fresh you wouldn't know you were not in Pusan

Back to character, Growltigga finishes putting up sign in cantina saying "Dogs welcome (only on Korean cuisine night), rednecks are not welcome at all)

GT looks at the latest flash figures for Tigg-A PLC and notes that EBIT is up 250% from Last month on a like-for-like basis due to the strong demand for its products from the new redneck bar...."hmmmm if they only knew what we put into that Ol' Milwaukee to give it that jaundiced yellow look, and as for the grits we are supplying, when will they realise that that is Taz's dandruff"

Growltigga eyes Paladin nervously, wandering what is going to happen to Mac

[Rollo]

* Rollo staggers by the cantina. Notices tesco sitting outside with helmet on his head.

Cool, a convert .

* Rollo orders a keg of Königpilsener to be brought to the patio. Joins tesco and starts singing Hans Albers songs.

[Growltigga]

Growltigga thinks to himself "buggeration, if you can't beat them, join them", he then puts on his Kaiser Wilhelm spiky helmet, grabs a plate of sauerkraut and knockwurst and a stein of DAB lager, and joins Rollo and Tesco on the patio, soon can be heard all three partaking in a wonderful party medley of old Scorpions songs and Wagner's Ring Cycle

[Rollo]

Hey, GT, glad you join us .
That's a strange helmet you have there, isn't there one horn missing?

[ July 11, 2002, 10:23: Message edited by: Rollo ]

[Rollo]

BTW, as soon as the tiger starts singing Scorpions songs, Rollo slaps him with the flat side of his axe. (one nice thing that weapons don't get checked when sitting outside ).

Rollo sings: "Ein Wind weht von Süd und zieht mich hinaus auf See..."

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by Rollo:
BTW, as soon as the tiger starts singing Scorpions songs, Rollo slaps him with the flat side of his axe. (one nice thing that weapons don't get checked when sitting outside ).
Rollo sings: "Ein Wind weht von Süd und zieht mich hinaus auf See..."

Tigga (dazed) points out to Rollo that the wind coming up from the south of the lake is probably something to do with Mac's digestive system given his predelection for fried breakfasts and calzones

As Scorpions songs are out of order, Tigga launches into rousing choruses of Germany's finest contributions to modern music, primarily being "neunzig neun rote ballons", "mein hamster kratzt in meiner hose", "mein hovercraft ist voll von aalen" and "ich liebe große brüste". He then proceeds to serenade everyone on the patio with every German eurovision song contest entry for the Last 20 years