Dominions II T-Shirt Contest

[Horst F. JENS]

1.) You WISH...

but i PRETEND

((more funny if the "You WISH" is on the front side of the t-shirt, at breast-level))

2.) Agree to me, or talk to my succubus.

3.) Pan inside, Manaeds welcome

4.) Relax. This is not the game, it's just reality.

5.) Reincarnation just make's me more deadly

6.) I heard there exist a live beside DOMINIONS2, but i'm not very impressed.

7.) Have Iron Dragon. Need infidels.

8.) mindless does not mean worthless

9.) It's not true that i had no life before playing Dominions2. I played Dominions

10.) need not eat

((wearer have to be self-ironic))

[Rollo]

1) Stop pretending. Be the only God!

[Kobal2]

I absolutely loved both "...And I shall strike thee with furious anger..." Bob 3:17(a.m.) and 5. Please refer to me as Bob the Omnipotent, Prince of Many Names, King of Kings, the EverLasting Pyre, Lord of Destruction ... Thompson. (although Crack, pixelated is a winner too)

How about :

1. All prayers answered ! (next turn)
2. The only thing more deadly than enemy archers is friendly archers (or a one-eyed Abyssian Fire mage)
3. I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid I'll disappear when the Last candle dies.
4. SMITE YOU, PUNK !
5. Just you wait till I research some more. We'll see who's laughing then.
6. Oecumenism denotes lack of ambition.
7. You're fired. Literally.
7b. You're fried. That's not a typo.
8. Make love, not war (I need Blood Slaves fast)
9. God, Satan...And 15 random others.
10. Kill one man, and you're a murderer. Kill a million, and you'll get Pazuzu for free !
11. Armageddon is coming ! (next turn)

[ April 25, 2004, 21:11: Message edited by: Kobal2 ]

[Tris]

I too think the "Bob 3:17 (am)" is super and great.

I sincerely hope it comes second :-D

Here are my suggestions:

1) "My other T-Shirt is Ulmish Steel"

2) (accompanied by musical notes)
"...then I saw my faith: Now I'm a Pretender"

3) "All of us are lying in the gutter, but some of us are gazing at the stars"
- Cthugle Wilde

4) "Of course I don't have a life - I'm playing Ashen Empire"

5) "and on the sixth day god defeated Man"

6) "The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

7) "Play God....and beat him."

8) "MMmmm Mmmmmm...that IS a tasty burgermeister" (not sure I spelt that right)

9) "Sometimes I've believed as many as 6 impossible things before breakfast.
...sometimes I just skipped breakfast"

10) "I don't get out much anymore"

11) "Prophet Forecast?"

12) (in same font as Guiness ad)
"Believe"

13) "God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less(strikeout) more ambitious project."

14) "Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe."

15) "Of Mice and Men...and Dragons and Angels and Elves and Trolls and Molochs and Vampires and Demons and Ghosts and Wyrms and Virtues and Oracles and Ghouls and Giants and Assassins and Magicians and Blood Slaves and Knights and Starspawn and Prophets and Wolves and Castles and Goblins and Sages and Ravens and Temples and Librarys and Archers and....You?"
(getting smaller and smaller down the T Shirt)

16) "Choose lifeform. Choose a god. Choose a starter home. Choose mental endurance, magic skills and matching nation. Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that?

17) "Total Global domination, or a world of pain and h..t
What's missing?
U R"

[ April 26, 2004, 14:51: Message edited by: Tris ]

[Kel]

Ok, seriously, what are all the Bob references ?

- Kel

[Gandalf Parker]

Originally posted by Kel:
Ok, seriously, what are all the Bob references ?

Im guessing they mean God Bob. "Bob is the god who was born on internet, by internet, and for internet."
Although he isnt really a god he is often referred to as one. He is the figurehead of all Slackers represented by the Church of the Sub-Genius. Like many things that are internet subculture your best definition is to look for the culture dictionarys Online such as wikipedia and "the Jargon File" which can help you find the correct websites for the Church of the SubGenius and their famous "what the.." FAQ file.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._Bob_Dobbs
http://www.alt-hacker.org/~noadle/ja...SubGenius.html
Because we have such low opinions of ourselves, in Bob we trust

Personally I think Eris and the Church of Discordianism (the Goddess of Hackers) is more interesting but not as well known.
http://www.alt-hacker.org/~noadle/ja...ml/E/Eris.html but then since I host the www.alt-hacker.og site for the alt.hacker newsgroup Im probably biased. (Besides she very much fits MY style of Dom2 playing)

[ April 26, 2004, 14:33: Message edited by: Gandalf Parker ]

[Leif_-]

Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:

quote:

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Originally posted by Kel:
Ok, seriously, what are all the Bob references ?

Im guessing they mean God Bob. "Bob is the god who was born on internet, by internet, and for internet."

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*Harrumph* Bob's naught but a "Deity light" for people who can't handle Kibo.

[ April 26, 2004, 14:41: Message edited by: Leif_- ]

[Gandalf Parker]

Originally posted by Leif_-:
*Harrumph* Bob's naught but a "Deity light" for people who can't handle Kibo.

Ahhh Kibology. I know it well.

[Kel]

Ah, internet sub culture, gotcha.

Thanks

- Kel

[Leif_-]

Originally posted by Tris:
I too think the "Bob 3:17 (am)" is super and great.

I sincerely hope it comes second :-D

Here are my suggestions:

Nice suggestions, but you need to number them, as non-numbered suggestions wouldn't be considered.