WINDLORD: Wireless Intelligent Neohuman Designed for Logical Observation and Rational Destruction
hehe, rational destruction . . .
GWAIHIR: General Wireless Android Intended for Hazardous Infiltration and Repair
waitwaitwait, so I look at things, think about them, destroy them, and then go back and fix them? doesn't sound so rational to me!
Ah, i get it, that way I can destroy them over and over and over and . . .
Ohh, quite rational indeed . . . muaaaa-ha-ha-haaaaa . . .
edit: Here's a good one:
T.E.S.T.E.R.S.: Transforming Electronic Soldier Trained for Efficient Repair and Sabotage
That explains why software is so buggy! Fix the old bugs, put in new ones, get hired again . . . wow, I should try that . . .
And here's a new and different look at an old food:
F.I.G.: Facsimile Intended for Gratification
and I think it may be reading a bit much into "man's best friend:"
D.O.G.: Device Optimized for Gratification
Don't ask me!!
at least this one makes sense:
T.H.O.N.G.: Transforming Humanoid Optimized for Nocturnal Gratification
and this:
J.A.M.E.S.B.O.N.D.: Journeying Artificial Machine Engineered for Sabotage/Being Optimized for Nocturnal Destruction
expanding on Ed Kolis' Phong:
P.H.O.N.G.S.H.E.A.D.: Positronic Humanoid Optimized for Nocturnal Gratification/Synthetic Hazardous Exploration and Assassination Device
not too bad:
E.N.T.E.R.P.R.I.S.E.: Electronic Networked Troubleshooting and Exploration Replicant/Positronic Robotic Individual Skilled in Exploration
some would strongly disagree:
C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R.: Cybernetic Obedient Machine Programmed for Ultimate Troubleshooting and Efficient Repair
demonstrates some definite political leanings:
D.E.M.O.C.R.A.T.: Digital Electronic Machine Optimized for Ceaseless Repair and Accurate Troubleshooting
R.E.P.U.B.L.I.C.A.N.: Robotic Entity Programmed for Ultimate Battle/Lifeform Intended for Calculation and Accurate Nullification
B.U.S.H.: Biomechanical Unit Skilled in Harm
and comments on other major figures:
O.S.A.M.A.: Obedient Synthetic Android Manufactured for Assassination
B.I.N.L.A.D.E.N.: Biomechanical Intelligent Neohuman Limited to Accurate Destruction and Efficient Nullification
S.A.D.D.A.M.: Synthetic Android Designed for Destruction and Accurate Mathematics
(i'd question that math bit . . . although more so for the info minister)
[ May 01, 2003, 07:41: Message edited by: Gwaihir ]