Faerun - started

[Soapyfrog]

Another botched assault by the feckless Tien Chi sees 36 out of 41 Red Guard slain at the cost of 25 vine ogres. One imagines Yuck Fou thought the fire-blessed Red Guards would succeed where the Imperial Cavalry had failed...

Still, nice of him not to attack with BOTH the Red Guard AND the Imperial cavalry on the same turn. That might have actually worked!!!

As someone famous said, "Kick, don't spatter" or words to that effect...

[YellowCactus]

Klatu,
Perhaps it's time for some magic units. Incinerate/ False horror/Frozen Heart/Disentigrate/SoulSlay/Paralyze.
-yc

[Soapyfrog]

Well it looks like the lapdog TC has handed off the job of finishing me to his master, Abysia. Unlikely Abysia will fail to end my time in this world, so I bid you all a fond adieu

[YellowCactus]

Faeruns Down!
NOOOoooooo!!!
-yc

[Boron]

server up again, could do my turn. so now new turn

[YellowCactus]

What happened What happened...no no. Don't tell me. I'll find out...Can we all just be friends again, just like the good old days before GOD died?
-yc

[YellowCactus]

Faerun Update.
Mictlan has lost over half it's army, including it's best Tartarians. Well over 5000 blood worth of production sacrificed to the Vanheim war in just 3 turns. Ryleh dominates the south center of Faerun, re-taking the Pythium capitol with an unstoppable army. Mictlan lays siege to the Ryleh capitol and flees the Vanheim host which marches from the North and West.
Vanheim bosts over 500 gem income and 16000 gold per turn. Now a clear favorite for final victory, Cunknown uses a Combination of Summons including all air queens (Which nullify Storm Devils, as the devils all attack the queens) Tartarian leaders in abundance and wraithlords. The Vans make nice shock troops, but Valkyrie have yet to enter the war. Average Vanheim army include 3-4 Tartarians, 5-6 banelords, a druid, commanders with incineration staffs, 50-100 ghosts, 100+ Vans, Trolls, Draconians, and mechanical men.
Ryleh has only one army in the field, though others are surely building. His army has 77 leaders, 34 of which are angles with water boots who cast Thunderstrike twice per turn. The army is Abomination/etherwarrior and number around 150. Boron has over 350 clams, and seems to now be trading them generously to Cunknown and Aku. Boron is many many turns from excinction.
Tienchi and Abyssia are attached at the hip. They claim to be non-contenders for domination of the world, but land holdings are 1/4th of the world.
C'tis has peace with all neighbors besides Boron. little is known of his army compositions, though reports from the sea tell of victory over a mass of abominations.

That's as update as Mictlan can get. Others are welcome to tell your side.
-yc

[CUnknown]

Yeah, I noticed the Storm Demons firing at the AQs and spiring hawks, YC. That's a bug, I feel guilty that it has helped me so far..

[YellowCactus]

So...I need to Gift of health a spring hawk and order him to 'stay behind troops'? Just to balance things out!
-yc

[Reverend Zombie]

Can anyone tell me when the next host is scheduled to take place? I am on the road and my internet connection in the hotel lets me onto the web, but won't let me connect to the server.