Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 67

Ragnarok · #**661** September 7th, 2002, 03:17 AM

Ragnarok pulls up in his new Cruiser Attack ship and jumps out then starts to walk into the Cantina. But just before he opens the door he spots barry sitting over in the parking lot corner looking all depressed and lonely playing with his buttons on his jacket and also pondering his new injurys that he just received. Ragnarok feel sorry for the big lug and walks over to him and says "Hey Barry, how's it goin? You look like you've had a rough couple days. It also looks like you need a vacation from it all. What do you say big guy?" Barry just rolls his eyes up to meet ragnaroks eyes and shrugs his shoulders (does he have any?) Ragnarok then hands him 200,000 minerals and a plain ticket to his choice spot, then says: "You've been doing this valet stuff for how long now? And have you ever received a vacation? Well here you go pal, take this stuff and take a couple days off. those minerals should Last you at least a couple days. Wait... I think I got something else in my ship...hole on"... Ragnarok jumps back in his ship and starts going through the glove compartment. "Ah ha!" he says; "found it"... he then walks back to barry and hands him a one night pass to a T-ReXXX bar upstate. "Here, enjoy this big guy, and have a good time." barry looks back at ragnarok and just gives him a smile and a smerk that ragnarok will never forget. Ragnarok then walks into the Cantina with a big smile on his face knowing he just did a good deed. He orders a couple beers then gets in his ship and takes off at ludicris speeds...

Raging Deadstar · #**662** September 7th, 2002, 11:47 AM

aaaaaaah we care so much for ol' barry. We better watch him, we seriously don't need an over excessive population of singing dinosaurs!

Raging Deadstar Walks back in, avoids dogscoff mainly because he's sitting there stroking a cricket bat on his lap likesome evil director. RD thinks "I'll let some else be the hero today".

Decides to have a look around the cantina and heads into the games room.

*Moments later RD runs out*
Thats the Last time i go in there, air hockey between regulars is lethal, no wonder geoschmo lost his head so often!!!!!

Quietly sits down, activates his hologram pc and begins creating his latest company dreadnought, hmmm stealth armour for business deals? i don't see why not! and maybe a few torpedoes, ooooooooh and a few point defenses to take out salesmen with useless contrcts

Suddenly RD Has a very bad thought

"HANG ON!!!! WHATS RAGNAORK DOING WITH A PASS TO A DINOSAUR POLE DANCING JOINT????"

RD then remembers what too much alcohol can to do to people, or friends when u've drank too much

[ September 07, 2002, 10:54: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

Ragnarok · #**663** September 7th, 2002, 07:30 PM

Yes I had that pass from having too much alcohol one night and my friends gave it to me and a gag. They said that's the only kind of woman I'll ever be able to get.

But I thought Barry would use it before I would.

dogscoff · #**664** September 9th, 2002, 11:49 AM

Hey... from the way you lot talk anyone would think I was some kind of violent psychopath bent on creatively mutilating anyone who gives me half an excuse.

Is that what you all think? Really? I'd be really hurt if it was. And when I get hurt...

*Dogscoff produces a can of experimental cellular disassembly nano-bots, and everyone gets nervous as he plays with the ringpull.

[ September 09, 2002, 13:40: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Growltigga · #**665** September 9th, 2002, 12:22 PM

Hmmm.. I am pleased to note that whilst I am away, Dogscoff takes up my mantle as originator-in-chief of all unprovoked, pyschopathic, unnecessary violence in the cantina.

Keep up the good work Scoffo.

dogscoff · #**666** September 9th, 2002, 12:27 PM

Hey! Welcome back. Do you need an update on what's been going on, or are just going to spend 1/2 and hour reading all the old Posts..?

Growltigga · #**667** September 9th, 2002, 12:38 PM

Scoffo, an update will be good. I have just arrived back in the office to find, get ready for this, that I am being shipped out to Kuala Lumpur for 2 weeks on a review contract.

I just left there yesterday morning

AAAAAAHHHHHH

dogscoff · #**668** September 9th, 2002, 02:14 PM

Hmm, maybe Dumbluck would benefit from a brain transplant. I'm sure we could find some willing donors around here.

Worst comes to worst I could always have one of my undersea minions sacrificed and their brain given over to the cause.

Timstone · #**669** September 9th, 2002, 02:49 PM

And you think that would better the situation?!

Oh, and the person who lost his keys to his collectors-item-spaceship was me. Now I have to buy another ship as a replacement. A good ship is hard to fing these days. Has someone got a nice ship. Preferably with fluffy dice on the back mirror.

Growltigga · #**670** September 9th, 2002, 03:21 PM

Dogscoff, if you are talking about dumbluck, dont you mean a brain implant?

Right, so over the Last 2 weeks, nothing out of order or unusual has happened (I liked the giant squid and the SMURF tank episode and as for the bottom humour!!!)

My Last couple of weeks has been a hedonistic paradise of sultry palm girded beaches, gin & tonic, bikini clad beauties, more gin & tonic, excellent cuisine, booze, great accomodation, more booze, no americans, gin & tonic, orang utangs, bacardi & coke, gibbons and civet cats, cocktails with umbrellas and bits of pineapple stuck to the side, watersports, proboscis monkeys, lots of Tiger beer etc

I am just SO glad to be back at work