The Race to Insanity and Beyond! - Page 69

NullAshton · #**681** February 25th, 2005, 10:45 AM

WOOHOO! Drone attornies! Good thing I signed up for Tagon's Toughs

*NullAshton procedes to systematically vaporize attorney drones at will, getting about 1 million standard alatic funds in the process.*

I appeal to a higher court. Looks like you're going to need more attorney drones

Alneyan · #**682** February 25th, 2005, 10:50 AM

You do not appeal NullAshton. *I* appeal. Or both of us appeal (isn't that very uncommon?) at once.

I will have you court-martialed for disobeying the orders of a superior officer, mocking said officer, libelling said officer, and refusing to give way to said officer. All of those charges took place under martial law, making civil authorities irrelevant. Until the trial can take place, you are hereby demoted to the rank of Ensign and stripped of your citizenship in the EEE Empire.

And this time, I shall bring a regular attorney, not a drone. There are enough lawyers on those boards to do that... now to find one lawyer owing me a favour.

Atrocities · #**683** February 25th, 2005, 10:51 AM

This matter shall not be heard in appeal by a higher court.

If you wish to continue this matter, you must refile out side of the Galatic Empires realm of influence. Say the Xaiti courts. (Laughs quitely to self.) Ya they will hear your case, over lunch. LOL.

NullAshton · #**684** February 25th, 2005, 10:55 AM

Aw... Wait, I had citizenship to the EEE empire? Those are my mortal enemies!

Alneyan · #**685** February 25th, 2005, 10:55 AM

The judgement of a civil court is void when martial law is applied; that, and we shall go to another court, in another state, another colony, or even another system if that's what we have to. I will learn the EEE tongue if that's what I must do to successfully sue NullAhston.

If it is not enough, we shall set a precedence by appealing to a lower court, thereby bypassing the previous ruling of the higher court. Or we shall merely alter the case just a little bit, making it a brand-new case... but my accusation of insubordination was already another case.

Alneyan · #**686** February 25th, 2005, 10:57 AM

Quote:

NullAshton said:
Aw... Wait, I had citizenship to the EEE empire? Those are my mortal enemies!

I asked them to give you citizenship, so that I could have the privilege of stripping you of *something*. Terran, Cryslonite and Abiddon authorities turned down my request, and the 173 Empires I asked before going to the EEE did not even hear me; so the EEE were my last hope, but they were nice enough to accede to my request.

Atrocities · #**687** February 25th, 2005, 10:58 AM

You are hereby banned from refiling this case in this court. You are fined $10,000 billion credits for angering me, and your ship is hereby confiscated for violating planetary safe ship policies and laws. You inter planetary passport has also been confiscated and your arse has been thrown into jail until such time as I deem it shall be freed.

Care to contempt my court again Major General?

NullAshton · #**688** February 25th, 2005, 12:46 PM

*pays the 10,000 to Atrocities.*
Your 10,000. Would you like another 400,000 from these attorney drones?

Alneyan · #**689** February 25th, 2005, 12:55 PM

"Fichus juges, on devrait tous les envoyer dans le trou noir le plus proche." How nice it is to be able to express your anger in a language other than English, which is less likely to provoke the ire of a certain judge.

For the overly curious, I merely said something like "Bloody judges, they should all be sent into the nearest black hole". French isn't obscure enough though: perhaps I should learn a barely known dialect just for those situations where I need to swear, but cannot do so overtly.

I, the remainder of Alneyan (the full body minus one arse), acknowledge the decision of the court, and shall go away now. Payment shall be transmitted to the court within 48 hours. Please keep the arse in jail, I will buy another one: the miracles of genetics and body engineering. You didn't mean "arse" as in "the whole body", did you? Of course not! You wouldn't throw me in jail after all.

Now, where did I put my remote control? Ah, here it is. *Presses the button labelled "DO NOT TOUCH, open fire with all batteries, keep away from children"* That place sure won't last long with twelve ripper beams and fifteen beams firing at will.

NullAshton · #**690** February 25th, 2005, 12:58 PM

Suddenly, 8 planetary core mounted null-space cannons vaporize Alneyan's ship, thus causing no more damage.