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reinselc · #61 February 28th, 2008, 02:02 AM

Abysia has is happy to announce it has ratified non-aggression pacts with Lanka and Tien Chi.

And I guess relations with Ulm and Caelum aren't too great. Of course its only a war of words right now and hopefully will stay as such for quite a while.

We are in discussion with several other major powers to complete NAP negotiations before any misunderstandings break out.

ComTrav · #62 February 28th, 2008, 03:52 AM

Yes, no misunderstandings, NAPs for everyone!

After all, I would hate to destroy several other nations and win the game. Why, that would be a tragedy =).

fantasma · #63 February 28th, 2008, 03:09 PM

What's that noise outside?

Lord, there is a huge group of, hmm, followers that ask for an audience. They say, they are zealots eager to join us in our campaign.

Great, so give them quarters!

But, sir, they, hmm, are, hmm, mostly eating our supplies. Their equipment is, hmm, not our standard, their morale poor, and their braveness ...

Well, wasn't there some cavalry you were worrying about? See, send them in to test (or taste) their lances! Their faith shall protect them!

chrispedersen · #64 February 28th, 2008, 04:10 PM

(Fling! Flomp!)

The abysmal ambassador is seen leaving the demon capitol with the latest in fashionable headgear- an impaled monkey adorning his helmets horns.

The sweet aroma of barbecued monkey.. trailing in his midst.

NAP? Which silly monkey agreed to a nap?

reinselc · #65 February 28th, 2008, 07:12 PM

Excellent.....friends? We fire people don't need treaties anyway. The paper burns too quickly.

fantasma · #66 March 2nd, 2008, 05:53 AM

Since Caelum didn't send a turn yet, I postponed it by 2 hours. It's sunday morning (here, at least) after all, and staling is the least fun, I think.

ComTrav - or anybody - if you think you will not be able to submit turns in time, please tell us in advance.

Hully · #67 March 2nd, 2008, 08:05 AM

That's fine by me, thanks for posting.

Hully

StormCrow434 · #68 March 2nd, 2008, 11:00 AM

StormCrow, Prophet of the FrostFather, surveyed the battlefield. A double-killing, this was, since during the sacking of the enemy encampment they had been set upon by another howling horde.

It had been a swift and brutal battle with the new attackers, and nearly fatal. One Ulmish Steel Warrior had been gifted with a mis-shot arrow and had vowed to find the Warrior Maiden who had made THAT shot. But he had survived.

Of the enemy, two were seen to escape. Among the dead were the standards of Tir na N'Og and StormCrow decided a reckoning must be made. He would shield the Warrior Maiden from the wrath of the injured Steel Warrior and instead lead a delegation to seek reparations from Tir. Scouts had informed him where their leaders could be found.

ComTrav · #69 March 2nd, 2008, 12:51 PM

Really my bad, I DID my turn, I just forgot to mail it =(.

reinselc · #70 March 2nd, 2008, 05:41 PM

Hmmmm has the first war begun? Us Abysians don't even know where anyone else is.

ABYSIA PR NEWSWIRE
Paranoid leader Methias thinks that the lack of contact with other nations military forces could be due to their personal cloaking devices and has installed a new defensive measure in his royal hall. The antechamber is now filled with fans and that favorite abysian treat of powdered sugar.

According to Lord Methias "All friendly diplomats who enter my throne room will be given a nice sweet gift, while assasins who attempt to make themselves invisible will find my sweet tooth a little sharp for their liking".