Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Rollo]

re wind: Eww, you might be right. And I thought that smell came over from the redneck place...

re eurovision songs: Rollo sings along with great enthusiasm to "Wadde hadde dudeda" and "Gildo hat euch lieb", but as GT starts "Ein bißchen Frieden" Rollo chokes and sprays beer through his nose all over the patio.

[Growltigga]

Well, I would not dream of commenting on your taste in music...

I do think that the lass you had singing in Last year's contest had a really cracking voice (and a
really große brüste)

Growltigga waits till Rollo is spitting beer out of his nose and then launches in a quick medley of Michael Schenker's finest

[DirectorTsaarx]

Director Tsaarx steps out of his time machine, having returned from the aftermath of GT's Last "eurovision party" and charges him with one count of indecent exposure and two counts of cruel and unusual punishment (one for forcing friends to watch eurovision and one for the indecent exposure...).

He then steps to the bar and asks the Taz for a good Australian beer (Crown Royal would do nicely; none of that Foster's pi$$ that they send to America because the silly Yanks wouldn't know good beer if it rained from the sky).

Tsaarx then thinks to himself "Good thing my GF is more attractive than the FBW's; between the Tigga's policies and the girlfriend's temper, this Director would be demoted VERY quickly..."

[Rollo]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
I do think that the lass you had singing in Last year's contest had a really cracking voice (and a
really große brüste)

I have to take your word on that. I haven't follwed that contest really all that much... not my cup of tea (or as we say over here:"Nicht mein Bier.")

[Growltigga]

We actually make an evening of it, get lots of friends round, lots of beer, wine, spirits and food - take the fun out of all the entries and really have a druniken riot..

we each get given a couple of countries and you have to do forfeits depending on how your coiuntries do

this year, I had both Russia and Greece and for those of you who saw the competition, you will understand why I had to run round my estate naked

[Taz-in-Space]

{Taz gives Director Tsaarx his beer and suggests he try a tasmanian beer, Cascade Premium Lager. Taz then orders a case for himself}

Hmmm, there is now a competitor in town. Well, if nothing else, it will give GT something to beat up on. Don't know if this town is big enough for TWO taverns.

Taz goes back to getting that Help wanted form completed...

[Growltigga]

Growltigga is known as a paragon of style, elegance, panache, modesty, good looks, charm, savoire faire, calmness, self control, grace, beauty, good looks, marital prowess and elan....

Taz is made to repeat this 100 times on pain of having all his hair shaved off

GT is not bothered about the other tavern, he is more bothered about what paladonofearth is going to do to Mac

[Growltigga]

and charges him with one count of indecent exposure and two counts of cruel and unusual punishment (one for forcing friends to watch eurovision and one for the indecent exposure...).

I plead guilty as charged m'lud on both counts. I should point out in mitigation of the offences that (a) my friends are all completely 'game-on' to watch eurovision, it really is exceptionally amusing and, I must admit, gets even quite racy (anyone remember the leather-clad petite chuck about from Croatia in this years competition or the extremely attractive Serbian lass from Last year), (b) it is actually 2 counts of indecent exposure as I then had to run round the estate twice (it actually doesn't take very much for me to get my clothes off), (c) it is a good excuse for a good feed and an excellent quaffing session and (d) I should like about 30 other offences to be taken into account

Crown Royal would do nicely

Ah, a closet sophisticate at Last. I do like fosters though if served absolutely ice cold on a hot day

Good thing my GF is more attractive than the FBW's; between the Tigga's policies and the girlfriend's temper, this Director would be demoted VERY quickly

So, your girlfriend is a bit of high score on the tottyscope but with the temper of a hippo with toothache to match then? and what are my policies that are liable to get you demoted then?

[Trajan]

Trajan walks, wearily, into the Cantina. Waving to the assembled patrons, he finds a comfortable booth seat, orders a cold Bass Ale from the nice FBW, and begins to work on his company's new "sales/marketing oriented" website.

However...before he delves into the business of the day, he brings forth a gem of news from the world of F**ked Company.com. Evidently, CNET.com has blocked access to the website from within its own network. Here is the 1st paragraph and link to the whole story.

"Although we debated whether taking this action would draw more attention to some
truly disgusting postings, we are blocking all access to f****dcompany.com from
CNET Networks systems."

http://www.****edcompany.com/extras/cnet5_email.cfm

I often peruse the F'd Company website, looking for rumors that are floated about company's in my neck of the woods. The many many comments that are posted on this site are often extremely vulgar, but hey, this isnt PrettyRoses.Com. It is F**KedCompany.com.

Ah well...

Cheers!
Trajan

[Growltigga]

My symantec guardian of my frail nerves wont let me look at that website I am afraid

Trajan, where on earth do you get Bass ale from? it is a dying breed over here in Blighty - I just dont think you see it as often as you should