Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[mac5732]

Happy Birthday to you.... Happy Birthday to Fyron, RD and Sachmo.... Taz please give them all the usual Birthday Brews, (on Tigga's Tab of course),

Also Taz, please see about the purchase of a set of crutches, wheelchair, or other type of convayance for the OLD Tigga come next week, the poor old furry feline apparantly has aged and he needs help moving around, and at his age he would probably fall into some GNU POO or OCEAN FRESH DROPPINGS, if left without something to hold up his tired OLD anatamy,

just some ideas Mac

[dogscoff]

GT, is it really your birthday next week? Mine's the 16th.

[mac5732]

Sorry there Dogscoff, Happy early birthday as well, Taz, add Dogscoff to the birthday concoction, (on Tiggas Tab), also see if the FBW would like to do that birthday dance ritual for these aging members ... on the dance floor that is..

just some ideas mac

[Growltigga]

Dogscoff, yep, my birthday is next Wednesday, 18th September, a famous day throughout the galaxy - it is actually National Hop Up & Down Day in England, the day that Jimi Hendrix died (that is why I am a reincarnation of him) and also the day that most girls (ie the ones who arn't ugly or nasty or disgusating in any way) sweat!

Virgo's are the best, Virgo's are cool, despite the fact that you spend your whole life realising that a September birthdate simply means your dad got lucky withmum round christmas time

Mac, have you been sniffing your colostomy bag again? you have gone weirder than usual

[ September 11, 2002, 14:57: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[dogscoff]

despite the fact that you spend your whole life realising that a September birthdate simply means your dad got lucky withmum round christmas time

Lol! I know. When I was a stroppy teenager I wanted to change my name to "Happy New Year 1976" just to piss off my parents.

[Growltigga]

[/quote]Lol! I know. When I was a stroppy teenager I wanted to change my name to "Happy New Year 1976" just to piss off my parents.[/QB][/quote]

Yeah, I thought about that as well but decided changing my name to "Hee hee give her another pint of cinzano and its "hide Jeremy Beadle's head in a bucket" on Christmas Eve 1968' was too much of a cross to bear for a young man..

Think about it, can you remember all the drunken Christmas parties you have been to where you photocopy pictures of your bottom, insult your boss and then go out drinking all night, to come home and pounce on your other half?? isn't it scary to think that a Dogscoff or a Growltigga could spring from such wanton lustful abandon..

probably explains a lot actually

[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff begins making plans for a grand joint-birthday party for Tigg-scoff's two most senior excutives, to be held on the 17th September. Rather than mess around with the cantina, a new venue is being built 'specially for the occasion. The party will feature (among other, yet to be announced attractions):

- 15000 capacity venue, with a fully stocked bar and octopus barman in the centre of each table.
- Kitchens capable of providing exotic foods for everyone. Everything from Tribble fritters to Wookieburgers.
- 50 foot tall rotating statue of a nude Kylie Minogue which lactates champagne.
- On the day the first annual FBW tag wrestling championships will be held, refereed by girls from Madame Ooloo's.
- Giant honey-filled pit for the wrestling.
- Retractable diving board above the pit for the guests of honour.
- Bill Gates clone creative torture competition, with a year's free drinks at the Cantina for the winner.
- VR headsets for those without ringside seats to the FBW wrestling or torture competition.
- Doris the Immasculator will actually be wearing a dress (rather than a kevlar corset). However she's asked me to point out that anyone caught laughing or even looking too closely is likely to go home soprano.
- Sinead the Giant Squid (Cousin to Dermott & Ruraigh) will be tranquilised in a field for use as a bouncy castle/ climbing apparatus to entertain the kiddies.

Everyone's invited - even Barry, so go out now and get your tuxedos dry-cleaned. It's gonna be one hell of a party. Just look for the new thread next Tuesday and say Dogscoff sent you.

[ September 11, 2002, 16:09: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Growltigga]

sounds great Dogscoff but you missed the 2,000 Miss World candidates parachuting naked (but with cute little tiger tails and tiger ears on) out of the tiger-stripe painted hercules onto the statue of Kylie Minogue whilst each holding a bottle of Tiger beer

[Timstone]

The tiger is on the verge of extinction. I hope you will be the Last to be shot, you have some great ideas!

[Growltigga]

Thanks Timstone, yes, the tiger is on the verge of extinction and I think it is the duty of all human beings to help in this as they are mainly reponsible for the tigers' plight

The world clearly needs more tigers. The tiger breed needs to be preserved at all costs.

To this end, I would suggest that all human females (not being ugly, disgusting or weird ones) should come round to my house and assist in prolonging the tiger genus. All you have to do is sleep with me, after all, there is nothing wrong getting a bit of tigga in you is there and you are likely to enjoy it.

AWOOGA AWOOGA