Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 72

TerranC · #**711** September 11th, 2002, 11:55 PM

GT, you are a lawyer, correct?

don't they get their license or something revoked for sexual harrasment?

Btw, RD, happy birthday! May all your wishes and onion cravings come true.

tesco samoa · #**712** September 12th, 2002, 02:17 AM

The age limit outside says 18.... for the patio...

I think the bar tab should be on fyron for the next month

Happy birthday my friend....

And I did raise a glass of guiness for you tonight..

Fyron · #**713** September 12th, 2002, 02:44 AM

Uhh... thanks...

Growltigga · #**714** September 12th, 2002, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TerranC:
don't they get their license or something revoked for sexual harrasment?

No and anyhow, I am not harassing anyone, just asking for a little cooperation from the female members of the race that is responsible for killing most of my kinfolk

Timstone · #**715** September 12th, 2002, 11:00 AM

Wait here, stop the presses! GT you said the only thing they had to do was SLEEP with you. Sleeping with someone doesn't make you pregnant, now does it?!
You need to have intercourse. That's right children, intercousre. Sex, for the more mature readers among us.
So GT we can send all the beautyfull women on the face of the Earth over to your house, coz you ain't gonna do anything with them. The only thing I don't understand is, how do you plan to save the tiger by only sleeping with beautyfull women?

Growltigga · #**716** September 12th, 2002, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timstone:
Wait here, stop the presses! GT you said the only thing they had to do was SLEEP with you. Sleeping with someone doesn't make you pregnant, now does it?!

Timstone, you are a silly sod and that is no mistake. Keeping in mind the youthfulness of quite a lot of the posters on this forum (not all of us are middle aged jaded rockers), I chose to use the polite reference for making the beast with two backs. I suppose I could have said that the beautiful ladies should come round and make love to me but what I wanted to avoid was any potential reference to said blart coming round and getting a good seeing to, rogering, poking, bonking or any other sordid colloquial expression.

Come of us are gentlemen and do have class you know

Timstone · #**717** September 12th, 2002, 11:15 AM

Yeah, I know. It was just a figure of speech. I just thought I could give it a nice twist to it.

You all are gentleman's?! You have a bar and in that bar there is almost a constant war among the people in the bar and it's inhabitants (although some of the visitors could just as well be inhabitants). I hard call all that fighting the gentleman's aproach. No, if you all were gentleman's, then you would have a pretty lame bar.

Growltigga · #**718** September 12th, 2002, 11:19 AM

Hmmm.. I would beg to disagree with you there. The Cantina is run on the same lines as any gentlemens' club. What you are describing as fighting and violence, is simply youthful recklessness and boisterousness, nothing wrong in that and it is completely acceptable in the best society.

I would ask you to look at the way we treat the fairer sex in the cantina. The FBWs are idolised and adored, are treated with the utmost courtesy and are put on pedestals by the management

PS and whre on earth is Kleigat Pampercity

[ September 12, 2002, 10:22: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Timstone · #**719** September 12th, 2002, 12:00 PM

Ah, someone notice the redicilous name of my hometown. Well, it's a name that doesn't come up in the world atlas, it's a name people gave it because it encompasses everything it represents. I'll explain.
1) Kleigat - Consists of 2 words; Klei and Gat. The first means (roughly) "made from clay". The town was originaly a field where cattle (cows, horses) grazed. And beacuse it was so close to the sea, the ground contained a lot of clay. The town was build right over the fields. So that explains Klei. The second (Gat) means "In the middle of nowhere".
2) Pampercity - That refers to the many, many, many little children that live in my town. Because it's a relatively young town, many young couples live here. They produce offspring (gentleman-like enough?). Those little kids wear dipers (brand name: Pampers).
Thus the name Kleigat Pampercity came into being.
The real name of Kleigat Pampercity is Velserbroek.
Now, the only thing that needs to be said is the location of Kleigat Pampercity. Kleigat Pampercity is located in Noord-Holland in Holland. One of the best countries to live out your live. A bit quiet, but overall very rich (in relation with the rest of the world).

I hope I have explained it clear enough. If not, I'll explain it agian. Also I hope I haven't shattered any unwritten rules with my previous Posts. I would like to remain a costumer in this bar for a long time.

Growltigga · #**720** September 12th, 2002, 12:08 PM

OK, I dont know Velserbroek but I spent a lot of time down in Brabant in s'-Hertogenborsch, Tilburg and Neijmegin (cant spell that one)

Holland is cool, the Dutch are strangely like the English in attitude except we dont eat niuew haring and definately dont do chocolate sprinkles

welcome to the cantina Timstone, have a slug of jenever on the house