320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[Ragnarok]

Great top ten! Everyone of those are correct.
On a related note, this is my 700 post. Ok, so maybe that wasn't related. But that is what is do great about this thread. You don't have to have a related subject...

[dogscoff]

OK, so I'm walking though the enchanted forest the other day, when I see this little guy sitting on a tree branch. He's only a few inches tall, and he's got little gossamer wings and a little magic wand. Anyway, we get talking and I ask him, you know, what's the deal with the wings and the wand and the only being 3 inches tall and everything, and he tells me he's a fairy. Then he says it's pretty crap being a fairy because being so small people sometimes don't notice him but then again the magic powers are pretty neat and sort of make up for it. And we're talking some more and then I ask him his name, and he says his name's Nuff.

Fair enough, I says.

(Fair enough... Fairy Nuff... never mind.)

[Ragnarok]

lol nice one dogscoff. I got that one before I had to read the explination. Pretty impressive huh.

[Grandpa Kim]

Top ten things men know about women.

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[Ragnarok]

True. But the Version I've seen is this.

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
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1. They have boobs.

Edit to add this. One of my favorite sayings to tell someone if they are being a beach. (Works best against females)
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

[ November 12, 2002, 01:47: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Baron Grazic]

I am sure that between every Male who reads this post - what ever it is called at this point in time, we can come up with 10 things about women.

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[Ragnarok]

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[ November 12, 2002, 02:13: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Kamog]

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[ November 12, 2002, 02:19: Message edited by: Kamog ]

[Quikngruvn]

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

Quikngruvn

[Kamog]

Top ten things men know about women.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.