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7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.
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10.
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8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.
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November 12th, 2002, 01:42 PM
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Q: Why is the area between a woman's boobs and her hips called her waist?
A: Because you could easily get another pair of boobs in there...
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9. Can't live with them can't live without them.
8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.
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massive, awe-inspiring, entertaining, difficult to redirect,
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Top ten things men know about women
10. You can have sex with them!
9. Can't live with them can't live without them.
8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.
[ November 12, 2002, 13:08: Message edited by: sparhawk ]
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WHOOOO!!!, I'm away for three weeks and this forum has nearly 800 post.
Cool....  
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Sparhawk, yes this thread is still going strong. We pulled another member into this thread and he is just as insane as the rest of us. We will reach 1000 and beyond!
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Ragnarok - Hevordian Story Thread
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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"All women are cannibals. While they may not literally tear one's flesh from one's bones, they will devour all of one's money, time and attention."
- Clark Ashton Smith.
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Have you ever had... the sudden feeling... that God is out to GET YOU?
Well, my girl dumped me and I'm stuck with the raftmates from Hell in the middle of the sea and... what was the question again???
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Originally posted by Erax:
"All women are cannibals. While they may not literally tear one's flesh from one's bones, they will devour all of one's money, time and attention."
- Clark Ashton Smith.
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That may be the case. But in some situations you can't help but love them.
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Ragnarok - Hevordian Story Thread
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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