Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 77

Timstone · #**761** September 13th, 2002, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigga:

Timstone, if you have homework to do, you are too young for this sort of talk!!

Too young?! No, I'm old enough to hear and see this kind of conversation. I'm not as old and experienced as you guys, but I'll get there.

Old guys.

You people have some fantastic ideas about letting your boss know you DON'T like him.
I say bring him the message that would otherwise disapear into the holy white bowl.

[ September 13, 2002, 18:03: Message edited by: Timstone ]

Trajan · #**762** September 13th, 2002, 07:30 PM

Ok..here we go. The CEO has left for the day. If they are going to do this, then I suspect it will come soon, else I think I am safe for a short while......tick tock tick tock tick tock

Nope..not getting fired today. I guess the luck of the Irish is smiling on me. Now, of course, I will wonder when the axe will fall in the future. Until then...I suppose I really get on the ball and look for a new job. This may turn out to be the only severence pay I get.

Thanks for the support.

Cheers!
Trajan

[ September 13, 2002, 19:48: Message edited by: Trajan ]

Raging Deadstar · #**763** September 13th, 2002, 09:15 PM

Raging Deadstar pulls up and parks in his new dreadnought, gets out and smiles at barry who for some reason is smiling widely and wearing shades, must have got back from his break!

Walks inside to see trajan celebrating *almost* getting fired. Hands him over Deadstar corporations new clone a boss kit and wishes him so many great days of beating up his ex bosses clone and surviving on the dole. RD is disappointed that his alteration to the GHB didn't do a thing, maybe GT fixed it??

Walks up to GT and hands him a note. Points to a suited business man who snuck through the inner sanctum and waits.
"Heh maybe i shouldn't have told old Growltigga that the business man was gonna sell those pictures of the "chicken feather and rubber" incident on EBay".

Ooooh since i'm a virgo i'm gonna be a pimp and a bus driver. Hmmm yep i can't drive and have only had 1 girlfriend and i'm 16. Lol oh yeah pimp in the making!!!

Raging Deadstar tries to sit down, but for some reason he's tired out, his body hurts from the bumps and for some reason he can't remember some of the FBW's keep giggling and smiling at him! Did GT ask them to do anything when i was intoxicated???

Also maurice has been getting frisky so i put him in a zoo, i'm sure that'll help the population of tigers, anyway i wasn't leaving that on my *ahem* behind, how would i liedown???

Actually i don't find Kylie Minogue that attractive but then again i'm into the punk/metal scene so my idea of hot chicks might be a little different...

*Note*
Dear Growltigga
I felt you should know that the FBW with the cattle prod may get a little carried away with it, thank you. Hope it doesn't put you off

[ September 13, 2002, 20:26: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

DirectorTsaarx · #**764** September 13th, 2002, 10:53 PM

Trajan: I prefer things like putting fish and/or cheese (particularly limburger) inside the AC vents.

As for what to FTP home, I'd go for accounting records, customer lists, anything marked "Proprietary", and (if possible) anything in the CEO's personal folders. Oh, and the bookmark list from your web browser. Then:

Give the accounting records to the IRS and SEC
Use the customer lists to build your own business (possibly with the other fellows who preceded you onto the "dole")
Sell the items marked "Proprietary" to your (former or soon-to-be-former) company's competitors
Look for blackmail material in items from the CEO's personal folder
Import your work bookmarks into your home bookmark list (obviously, this is my only constructive suggestion; the rest are rather... destructive)

Of course, if you're caught doing any of those things, the agency will disavow all knowledge of your activities. This post will self-destruct whenever the Cantina blows up again...

Growltigga · #**765** September 14th, 2002, 01:09 AM

Growltigga takes off the salmon pink rubber outfit and chicken feather, returns it to Gryphin saying 'here is your stuff back' and ponders that the Gryphin position is a lot more trouble than it should be!!

The electron cannon is fired again blotting out all photographs and other visual media taken by Gryphin

Gryphin · #**766** September 14th, 2002, 01:30 AM

:: Looks at the suit, not my stuff, Looks at Saxon, ::his yours? Maybe the electon beam generated it?

:: Notes GT has forgotton to remove the feather, Points it out to Barry and the Patrons ::

[ September 13, 2002, 12:31: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Growltigga · #**767** September 14th, 2002, 01:33 AM

Growltigga sighs and wonders on the rapid regression of Gryphin's short term memory functions due to the rapid approach of old age

QUOTE "Growltigga takes off the salmon pink rubber outfit and chicken feather" UNQUOTE - chicken feather was removed, and returned to its rightful owner..

Gryphin, you will be trying to say that this PVC 'wetlook' catsuit, handcuffs and Cyndi Crawford workout video are nothing to do with you either!

Gryphin · #**768** September 14th, 2002, 01:45 AM

Yes I will say that,
We use Leather and none metalic cuffs. Very soft and comfortable.
Sheesh, what sort of cad do you think I am.

TerranC · #**769** September 14th, 2002, 05:27 PM

GT, don't talk about cultural evolution in europe. Was it not that europeans first got a spike and hammer and DROVE it to a person's head to "Drive out evil" a.k.a. chicken pox?

Also, was it not that the europeans first started colonization of uncivilized peoples that could be blamed for all the troubles and wars that have existed from late 19th century to present?

Again, was it not Europeans, British to be specific that experienced the industrial revolution, which started off corporate greed, child labour, and pollution in an increasing rate?

By the way, was it not europe that caused such a fuss about religion in the first place?

Hmm? Hmm?

Although we must credit Europe for the creation of cheese

Timstone · #**770** September 14th, 2002, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Actually i don't find Kylie Minogue that attractive but then again i'm into the punk/metal scene so my idea of hot chicks might be a little different...

Wow, you're into the punk/metal scene (BTW, that is called Nu-Metal, or a boyband with a guitar)! Tjeez, that really counts when it comes to beautifull women, NOT!! It's not about the way she dresses, but about the way she LOOKS!

*Throws a chunk of uranium to RD's head, listens to the hollow sound the collision produces*

Timstone: "Yep, no brains at all! No matter RD, you're not going to need it here. Just look at me."

*Timstone turns the side of his head in the direction of RD*

RD: "My god! You can see right through it!"