Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Growltigga]

Timstone, the cantina IS NOT to be used as a forum for arranging hot dates with nubile German lasses..

Get back to designing your gearbox.

TerranC, please do not even start me on what America has given the world

[Timstone]

Okay GT, sorry for the intrusion.
I'll get back to work.
I finished most of the calculations. Now to make a nice report of it. That's the real bugger.

Hey, how is it going with the impending gulf of fired workers?! Any news?

[Timstone]

PoohStar? Who the heck is that?!
And besides, if that is your girl, she is likely to come from the States and me living in Europe, that would be a longshot.
Well, I guess I just have to do some more searching.

[Growltigga]

Gryphin, I dont mind what Timstone gets up to with the FBW. They can look after themselves. I just dont want the cantina to end up like a lonely hearts club.

Timstone, personally, if you want to get some "action wi'd da ladies", I reccomend you put down the gearbox, invest in a new wardrobe, buy some aftershave, have a shower and then start going round some bars...

I reccomend Cafe Luxembourg on the Spuiplatz in Amsterdam or La Coupole in gay Paree

[Gryphin]

PoohStar is my girl. Besides, she is very experianced in the Gryphin Position and that might unerve / destroy the selfconfidence of a young man. Maybe when you are older and can visit the states.

[Timstone]

hahaha... now I see Gryphin. I'm old enought to go to the States, but study first, then the rest. Besides, don't take me wrong here, but I don't like the States very much. It's a beautifull country, but the people who govern it are @@swipes. But that is another story, afterall this is a bar, not a political discusion group.

Hey GT! I'm not a lonely heart and you have some strange suggestions for me to go to. Gay Paree?! Yuck, not my cup of tea. And the other cafe, I don't know. Never been there. Oh, and where are the other people?! It seem like everybody went home. What have you done GT?!

Anyway, the gearbox is something I just have to do, just like everything else for school. I think I'm going back to work now. See you guys around!

[Growltigga]

this is a bar, not a political discusion group.

Quite so and nor is the cantina a dating agency for lonely Dutch engineering students.

Gay Paree?! Yuck, not my cup of tea

'Gay' as in the classic sense of 'fun' and 'enjoyable' rather than the current use of that expression to denote a chap who bites pillows and likes body peircing and tight lycra shorts

What have you done GT?!

No more than usual but I did let a right cushion 'silent but violent' creeper off before I left the cantina Last Friday so that might have something to do with it. The atmosphere was definately 'organic'

Anyway, the gearbox is something I just have to do

Judging by the way your hormones are going, I suggest you find time for a cold shower and a quick 20 laps of the local running track

Gryphin, where does the 'poohstar' handle come from?

[mac5732]

In regards to the FBW, the Liz Hurly look a likes are off limits to those of limited calibar fluxations. Ahem... they are drawn to us more older, mature, sexy, scientific types who ponder upon the mysteries of the cosmos, and who have done major research into "The Gryphin Position and Circle The Wagons" in order to further our scientific knowledge of various rituals. These undefined activities are still being discussed and researched to find their exact place in the Universe, however, from what has been theorized, postulated and discussed prior, shows that this type of research may tax one's inner self and are therefore beyond the comprehension of those younger then us more older members of the cantina.

The FBW of the cantina are more then capable of handling themselves from unwanted attention, besides they have various body guards like Barry and several of Dogscoff's minions who just love to engage those who violate their charges with unwanted solicitations. Be careful, be very very careful, and remember the LH look a likes are reserved for us more lovable cantina members.

just some ideas mac

[Growltigga]

and remember the LH look a likes are reserved for us more lovable cantina members

hmmm.. I think I need to sack and replace some of the FBW's, especially the ones with a resemblance to Liz Hurley..

You see as proprietor (with Gryphin but he takes responsible for the ahem, massage parlour down the road) of the cantina, I have to ensure that standards are maintained and this is just not what is acceptable standards of conduct in a FBW.

FBWs are NOT meant to be attracted to wrinkles, body odour, gibbering and drooling, colostomy bags, surgical stockings, being cantankerous and miserable, trusses, incontinence, flatulence, self-urination and all the other side-effects of growing old and decrepit like Mac.

In fact the FBW ARE NOT attracted to these attributes so Mac, I am afraid to say you have obviously been overdosing on the geritol again and have been hallucinating.

Apologies to do this to you at your time of life but the public have a right to a reality check

[ September 16, 2002, 17:08: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Gryphin]

GT,
I belive the "Selective Forgetto Beam" which was used on, well never mind who it was used on or why, will be able to selectively correct the FBW inclinaitons to the type of person you decribed.
Shall we give it a shot?