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[mscfish]

Originally Posted by arnob

To Mscfish and Num :

Hello Dear Gods

It seems that you have borders with our friends giants. You certainly noticed the cooling of our relations recently.

You have the fate of the people of Ulm into your hands, if you let FinalGenesis destroy us, he will doubtless become the most powerful god of this world. And because you are his neighbors, you certainly will be the next target...

We hope your supports :-)

Arnob

Greetings ULM!

Pangaea will give you our hands.Good luck!

[Finalgenesis]

We announce to whoever Pangaea's Western Neighbor is, Pangaea's forces are composed mainly of naked women and one such force mixed in with a small contingent of lightly armed Satyrs/minotaur have already meet their demise in our lands to virtually no losses to us. Their total national "army" as of now is composed of less then 140 such naked girls and some satyrs/minotaurs.

It would be an excellent opportunity to conquer some of Pangaea's rich soils while they seek to "overrun" us with naked women (not that our Vaettis mind of course, they get very excited over the recent influx of naked women slaves).

Truly, do save us from laughing ourselves to death against the invading horde of naked women, it has proved highly disruptive to our meetings of Jarls, where decisions on the issue could not be made due to non-stop guffaws.

Barring that, we suppose we must stamp out the Pans and take their rich soils for ourselves.

Originally Posted by mscfish

Greetings ULM!

Pangaea will give you our hands.Good luck!

[arnob]

Originally Posted by Finalgenesis

Truly, do save us from laughing ourselves to death against the invading horde of naked women, it has proved highly disruptive to our meetings of Jarls, where decisions on the issue could not be made due to non-stop guffaws.

Laugh as long as you can !

And please keep me some barel of beer in your castle...

Arnob

[arnob]

Originally Posted by mscfish

Greetings ULM!

Pangaea will give you our hands.Good luck!

Great News ! We will dance naked in the woods when we win this war :-) You bring naked girls and I bring famous Ulm wine !

Arnob

[Finalgenesis]

And we would raise to your (Vanheim and Pangaea) attention the treachery of Ulm, our offer of peace was meet with the insulting demands (disguised as a "proposal") of these humans.

Our land holdings are wasteland, where crops do not grow and water is more precious then gold. Yet Ulm seek to imprison us in our dead lands and demanding lands required to feed our population, truly their evil have no boundaries.

You will note that our income is lower then that of many others, and Ulm seeks to manipulate us elder kind into warring with each other as are the ways of treacherous humans.

Arnob, The wisdom of elder kinds such as Vans and Pans of nature know of the treachery and deceitful nature of humankinds, your attempts to subvert and scheme among us will have the opposite effect.

I would further invite Vanheim to the cleansing of the humans of Ulm, whose scheming ways are an affront to our nobler elder races. We note that you may rather expand at this point, and am prepared to offer you either NAP 3 or 5 of your choice with the addendum to guarantee leaving Jantal(101) to your people. You will find this a concrete and sincere demonstration of our intentions.

Should you happen to wish for joining in our cleansing of Human Ulm and in position to do so, do let us know.

[Finalgenesis]

To Bandar Log:

We congratulate you on obtaining a strategic foothold into the wasteland, home of the giants, and hope you find its poor soil and lack of water to your liking. Life in the wasteland is a harsh existence as I am certain you'll find.

Meanwhile, be aware that conquest into the 2 remaining waste province you see is imminent.

For the interim, would you be interested in a NAP 3?

The M.E.F. (Markata Expeditionary Force) has no desire to exploit recent gains in the Eastern coastal wastes as it is needed to conquer other wastes.

Thus, my chittering ambassadors accept your NAP3.

[earcaraxe]

Leaders of the people with four hands, dear monkeys!

I plan to attach Zecan desert to my empire and make its eastern border the border of our countries. I hope you find it acceptable and fair.

Ozzy

[earcaraxe]

Leaders of Shinuyama!

I offer you a pact which is commonly denoted by the hieroglyph "NAP3".
I consider Slave Coast in my sphere of influence, just as most probably u consider Brightstone in yours.

The lord of Decay and Brimstone,

Ozzy

[BvG]

Dearest Ozzy of Abysia


Watered greets
Ozzy of Abysia
We are at east-sea.

We will stay below
Do you too like NAPping?
Ulm currently hate

You like Unicorn?
Like chicken very tasty treat
Suggested rice side


Sincerely yours
BvG, Shinuyama

PS: Translationing for make easy understanding:
Planning to make landfall not we, like a NAP 3 you? Currently with feasting unicorn we busy (tasty like dove), maybe like snack of unicorn pathé too you?