Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 80

Growltigga · #**791** September 16th, 2002, 06:34 PM

Gryphin, as responsible owners of the cantina and gentlemen to boot (well, ok, after a fashion), I feel it would be churlish, unkind and ungentlemanly to use the "forgetto beam" on an FBW so that she does not realise Maqc is a decrepit old codger who smells like a piece of mouldy Parmesan Reggiano or Buffalo Mozzarella.

The poor girl would come round thinking she had been having the time of her life with Brad Pitt, Growltigga or some other hunk, but instead would find herself smelling of germolene and having picked up a horrible rash (as well as Mac's false teeth).

No, I say we cannot do this. It is unkind.

We should use the 'forgetto beam' on Mac so that he forgets who Liz Hurley, or indeed what girls, is/are

Raging Deadstar · #**792** September 16th, 2002, 07:19 PM

Raging Deadstar orders his new navigator to slowly lower down his dreadnought. Ahh the perks of being A 5 Star corporal lol, upon thinking that no wonder GT gets away with so much! The craft hovers, then the afterburners kick out and the entire ship crashes down on a decripped old escort taxi.

"Maybe i should train them first!"

Walks in to find mac and timstone at a table which has a yellow caution stand which tells the FBW to stay away, all of which have been armed with pepper spray and tazers.

Lol, this is why i don't get involved with fbw's, they are a bit too *ahem* willing with cattleprods and such. I'm sure mac isn't that old, he could...not even going into such reasons how mac might attract FBW's.

Sits down, looks around for taz so he can have a drink, nothing alcoholic today please. A FBW wanders by and RD can't help check her out. After all when your girl friend just dumped you

you kinda miss the action.

Growltigga walks by in his orange and black tiger stripe suit with white tie, with 2 of the finest new applicants to join the Cantina staff and they disappear to his office, Lol. I wonder what the interviews like? I'm sure GT enjoys it

Is extremely bored and upset, so to cheer himself up RD activates his new custard pie rocket launcher. Fires it and watches as Timstone gets covered by pie. *Sigh* not even the cliches are funny anymore.

Gryphin · #**793** September 16th, 2002, 07:26 PM

Oops, I’m sorry, I did not communicate.
What I meant to say is:
If the FBWs are interested in mac, we could hit them with the SFB so they forget their interest in him, (and any traumatic experiences they may have had in his clutches).
If they have not shown interest, then we should either zap mac with a Clean up Beam or perhaps make him forget he would want to touch them?

I am a kind fare Gentlman, (sorta).

sachmo · #**794** September 16th, 2002, 08:06 PM

I enjoy a nice ruben sandwich from time to time, but I prefer one with spicy mustard.

DirectorTsaarx · #**795** September 16th, 2002, 08:53 PM

GT: regardless of what America has given the world, remember who gave America to the world... (and, if you need a refresher, just look at history records from, say, 1600-1776

)

As for punk/metal music, I used to listen to that; then I moved on to "alternative" rock; and, finally, when I got tired of hearing the same song over and over and over and over (or, worse, hearing songs from 3 different bands that sounded exactly alike) I went back to classical music. Yeah, that's right. Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and all the rest. Besides, the local classical station has a morning DJ that sounds like he's on pot. Lots of fun to listen to. And there's fewer annoying ads between songs...

Mephisto · #**796** September 16th, 2002, 10:44 PM

Easy, boy. One is a naval officer (medical) and married, the other is a lawyer working for the police and "occupied".

Quote:

Originally posted by Timstone:
Wow, cool! Are they also German? If so, where do they live? I mean Germany isn't that far from the Dutch border.

Gryphin · #**797** September 17th, 2002, 01:52 AM

GT, would you rather Timstone be hitting on the Fluffy Bunny Waitresses?

Timstone, Just a side note: PoohStar is MINE.

TerranC · #**798** September 17th, 2002, 03:03 AM

Eiee. Mephisto is back!

And please, tell me what America has given to the world that has destroyed the world so much, I don't mind, I'm from asia, I only work in America

Edit: And please don't mention the atomic bomb because that WILL go two ways.

[ September 17, 2002, 02:04: Message edited by: TerranC ]

tesco samoa · #**799** September 17th, 2002, 04:41 AM

Mcdonalds ???

Or is it Jazz Music...

tesco samoa · #**800** September 17th, 2002, 04:43 AM

Terran C you say your from asia... But really your a canuck .... Its in your system now... Eh?