Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 82

Mephisto · #**811** September 17th, 2002, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Let me know when you've had enough

Talking about alcoholic intoxication, eh?

Now back to hell while beeing so druuuuuuuuuuunk!

Growltigga · #**812** September 17th, 2002, 04:10 PM

Hee hee, get Mephisto involved whilst he is absolutely bladderoonied.

He will no doubt be able to srot out at least 20 of the FBWs with his famed teutonic efficiency!

mac5732 · #**813** September 17th, 2002, 06:00 PM

I most graciously volunteer as I have always looked foreward to enhancing my scientific research into the wonders of the galaxy and this looks most promising.

Mac who was hiding in the far west cornor of the cantina, looks over at the stapled Mac on the wall, chuckles to himself, pulls out a small black box with red buttons, points it at the strung up mac and pushes the button. The nailed Mac on the wall begins to wiggle and gyrate and then.. poof... the outer anatamy falls away from the poor individual on the wall and presto, the outside mac was only a covering, a falsad, underneathe was the real individual, and revealed to all the members, now stapled to the wall by his un-mentionables was a disguised TIGGA CLONE. The "KAT" stapled a clone of himself to the wall,

A most hidious shreeeekkkk rents the air from the direction of the creamy, sticky covered furry feline, his surrounding FBW also now drop their fake outer disquises and reveal that they are infact not FBW at all but.. Translvainian orks from the outer mountains who's favorite cuisine is RAW TIGGA MEAT.....

, The sticky feline is immediatly picked up by the orks and carried into the inner office slamming the door behind them.... Undescribable noises are heard coming from within... Mac, smiling, puts away his box, and goes into the inner sanctum to contemplate on the whatfors of air fresheners and the tidy bowl diety...

just some ideas Mac

sachmo · #**814** September 17th, 2002, 06:10 PM

No one GAVE America to the world...first we shook off the yoke of tyranny, took a few fumbling steps, had some internal struggles, and then we stepped into everyones face and screamed "LOOK OUT WORLD! We ARE the UGLY AMERICANS!"

However, if George Washington could have had his way, you wouldn't have heard a peep from us. Wouldn't that be nice?

mac5732 · #**815** September 17th, 2002, 07:06 PM

If it wasn't for us "UGLY AMERICANS", who would the world have to kick around, be jealous of or hate

it would be boring place

DirectorTsaarx · #**816** September 17th, 2002, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo:
No one GAVE America to the world...first we shook off the yoke of tyranny, took a few fumbling steps, had some internal struggles, and then we stepped into everyones face and screamed "LOOK OUT WORLD! We ARE the UGLY AMERICANS!"

However, if George Washington could have had his way, you wouldn't have heard a peep from us. Wouldn't that be nice?

Well, technically, most of us Americans are descended from people who got kicked out of all the other countries. (Obviously, this doesn't include those of full "Native American" blood, but that's a completely different story altogether). So, in reality, the rest of the "civilized" world "gave" us America by sending all their misfits over here. A tradition that has continued to the present day. After all, the Statue of Liberty asks for "your poor, your downtrodden, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free", not "your rich, educated, pampered select few"

. Georgia even started as a penal colony (of course, so did Australia, but I'll leave THAT discussion for our Aussie members

).

Timstone · #**817** September 17th, 2002, 07:16 PM

Jealous?! At you Americans?! Not in my livetime (wich is going to be very long).
Pff... shook of the yoke of tyranny, how heroic. NOT!
See, that's what I hate about the French, the Americans and all those other "super" important countries around the world. Yuck!
I know, now you are all going to spit some foul language in my direction about being jealous that my country isn't that important or that the Dutch are hideous people. Well, go ahead, spit your best! We can take it.

P.S. we are very importnat for our part of Europe, afterall we have the BIGGEST PORT IN THE WORLD! Yeah!

Timstone · #**818** September 17th, 2002, 07:17 PM

Yo, DirectorTsaarx, you are the man! Way to go!

Growltigga · #**819** September 17th, 2002, 07:38 PM

Director Tsaarx, the fundamental difference is that world LIKES Australians

Timstone · #**820** September 17th, 2002, 07:53 PM

hahaha... yeah! Go Aussies!