Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 85

Suicide Junkie · #**841** March 22nd, 2005, 02:21 PM

Random cartoon violence for no good reason is not encouraged. Being an outsider and pushing it on the regulars is worse.

Just imagine if you had walked into a foreign bar and pulled the verbal equivalent of these shenanigans. The old regulars can curse each other in a friendly way because they're friends. If you start spouting off to them, you'll quickly end up in the hospital.

You gotta ease into things, man. Mellow out, and don't try to arms race into insanity. Let go of the ego, and be ready to accept defeat graciously.
Especially you, Ashton.
The more you try to force your way to the top, the less people will like you. Accepting defeat will have the opposite effect.

PS:
Even I am not really an insider yet. But I'm smart enough to know that I should keep my head down, help where I can, and enjoy the free food that occasionally gets thrown around.

PPS:
Where is that giant birthday cake I ordered for Captain Kwok?
The FBW inside can't hold her breath forever.

NullAshton · #**842** March 22nd, 2005, 02:51 PM

What about random cartoon violence because this is what this thread is about?

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**843** March 22nd, 2005, 04:18 PM

Oh stuff it you big guns fanatic. Get your ships and troops away from here, return to the Won-Ton and let's call it a day. I'll be drawing up a (REAL) peace treaty soon, whether you and Mr. Huxtable agree or not.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**844** March 22nd, 2005, 04:42 PM

Hereby I give you the terms of peace between the B&G and the Hut. I will most certainly abide by these terms, regardless of whoever does and doesn't abide by them.

NullAshton · #**845** March 22nd, 2005, 04:44 PM

I'll cease hostilities as well.

Puke · #**846** March 22nd, 2005, 05:01 PM

puke vomits on the document.

"what? thats how i sign things! that means i like it, really!"

peace, it is. have a gherkin, the ones in this jar dont seem to be sentient.

NullAshton · #**847** March 22nd, 2005, 05:03 PM

Have any chocolate icecream?

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**848** March 22nd, 2005, 05:08 PM

Eewww..... gherkins with chocolate ice cream? Ashton, you're repulsive!

I am glad we could work out our differences. Anyone want some of this Fried Won-Ton Violence that I brought over to celebrate?

NullAshton · #**849** March 22nd, 2005, 05:09 PM

Ignore the chocolate ice cream... I'll just bring some of my chicken aboard.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**850** March 22nd, 2005, 05:33 PM

Eewww! Gherkins with chocolate ice cream and chicken?!?