Forum Chat Bar & Grill

[mac5732]

The old one raises his brewski and gives a toast to all members of the forum and to the wonderful, people at Shrapnel for all their illustrious help to all of us, May they continue to prosper thru the coming years, and of course for having a SEV forum or SEIV/SEV forum combination here for us to continue to blather, throw pies, have some brewskis, blow up the known universes, use time warp, and many other extravaganzas

(The FBWs immediatly fill everyone's glass, mug, pail, pot, nicknack with their favorite brews, wines, etc.) Oh and sassperella for the those under the brew limit

(just thought a good toast would go good with my brewski )

[Growltigger]

Raging Deadstar, thanks for the kind words and endorsement, if I was really blown up by a Hiigaran torpedo (whatever the blinkin' flip that is) whilst in an elevator, I wish someone could have told me about it as I couldn't feel a thing and feel fine and dandy at the moment!

Why cannot the youth of today have the courtesy to come up to you face to face and stick an axe through your forehead, at least you know it is personal then, rather than these spaceships deciding to glass the establishment without so much as a by your leave...

Mac, what on earth are you toasting everybody for? you havn't broken your duck and pulled a blinder with chainmail girl have you?

Has anyone heard from Ol' Gryphin recently? life is kind of sad without that old moustachioed pervert to abuse....

Yours sitting patiently, garbed in plate armour, holding a vodka martini and red hot poker hand cannon of doom

[El_Phil]

Ahh free drink, score! Mines a Don Perinon 2345, in a pint glass.

Free cookie if you can spot the reference.

[Growltigger]

El Phil, was that not Lister from red dwarf? personally, I prefer a Bollinger in a sippy cup...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, I have just had the opportunity to review the last 20 pages or so of the cantina....

Quick question, am I right in that NullAshton and Strategia In Ultima seemed to have invaded this thread and let us say, have kind of missed the point somewhat in what the cantina thread is all about? have they not looked back on the joyous fun we all had here, with the likes of Dogscoff, Gryphin, Saxon, Taz, Tesco Samoa, Rags, Raging Deadstar, Mephisto, all the other patrons and dare I say it even Puke?

Hmmmmm, looks like we's got trouble. Looks like we need to start imagining all these immense battle sheets in orbit to glass everybody with. Hey, I have a little button in a box here, and by pressing it, everybody dies horribly.

Doesn't sound like much fun to me. Personally, I would rather bash them with a sledgehammer, throw bolognese sauce at them, stick a target on their backsides and push them into the carpark for Barry to chase!!

and by the way, who the hell said I come from Manchester. Whoever that was is DEAD (unless it is Raging Deadstar who is at best a Cumbrian sheep molesting salad dodger with a taste for ovine bearded clams!) I work in Manchester, I live in Cheshire, I come from Kent (god's own earth, land of the free, home of the dastardly and brave, the best cattery in the world etc)!!!!!

[El_Phil]

And so growl tigger wins his cookie.

Sadly the cookie is in fact laced with wasp pheremones, so as I release this horde of mutant 10ft space wasps he is forced to flee for his life to the carpark.

Barry, offended at the blatant abuse of his carefully planned one way system, gives chase to the whole group while the faint strains of the Benny Hill theme tune can be heard from the jukebox.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Growltigger you dirty backstabber! We have signed a PEACE TREATY! We are no longer at war! And even if the rest of the Hut was, I have officially witdrawn myself from the conflict! What you are proposing here would be a direct violation of the terms and conditions of the peace treaty! Read it for yourself!

[NullAshton]

Ooo button...

Ashton presses the button with a clawed hand, and ducks for cover under a portable neutronium shield.

[El_Phil]

As the button is pressed the cantina holds its breath, would they all survive?!?!

Luckily the random button on the jukebox chose a decent tune, but if the Jraenar 'Myyyyyyyyagh!' Opera had come on few would have survived. The jukebox only had to be lucky once, they had to be lucky evey time. It made you wonder why the barman had installed a muderous jukebox that hated all sentinet life in the first place.

[NullAshton]

Ashton pokes the button some more with a stick while in a neutronium hut.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia walks in, several B&G patrons reach for their photon, quantum, and goolauncher weapons, but realize in time there exists a non-competition agreement.

"Say, if that jukebox is threatening you, I would be willing to help you with it.....? It's been far too long since I had an opportunity to use my Quantumplasma Gatling Launcher....."

(note: just don't ask me what exactly a Quantumplasma Galting Launcher is, it simply looks like a very very big gatling gun and has about the same effect, only in this version you can set your damage preferences from "medium rare" to "definitely overcooked")