MP Laurus : Game On! - Page 9

Jazzepi · #1 February 23rd, 2009, 11:05 PM

:O

Jazzepi

Toran · #2 February 24th, 2009, 04:10 AM

Duh. Arcos has staled the third time now... find a sub (unlikely, probably he's being ripped apart already?) or set him to AI...?

Toran · #3 February 24th, 2009, 04:21 PM

Ehm, Mr. Wibble, you didn't notice by chance that your forces accidently took a land province, nor are you really engaging Ermor as other nations are.

Plus - if people are asked to decide whether they want to die in Ermorian or R'lyeh dominion, they usually pick none

So you just need to be stopped in time (if it's not already too late, considering your dom spread...). So, guys, let's step up - for every place where they crawl out of the water, it's only one army we need, but together we can have a big bowl of squid soup!

Incabulos · #4 February 24th, 2009, 04:25 PM

Paella please, squid soup sounds terrible. If you are going to east us at least do it in good taste.

As for dying from starvation and slow suffering death or being healthy and insane... the fruit fishes the moon star to pickle the tree face!

In fact when you are insane it doesn't really matter if you are dying!

*shapes tentacles into a peace sign and devil horns*

DonCorazon · #5 February 24th, 2009, 04:43 PM

That squid has been parked outside of Gath for a while. Move along please, nothing here to see.

Incabulos · #6 February 24th, 2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DonCorazon

That squid has been parked outside of Gath for a while. Move along please, nothing here to see.

Great Papa Squiddy is seeing how long he can hold his breath for; while not technically insane there are some of us followers that think he is clearly touched. We told him NOT to stick his tentacles in the void gate but of course he is the pretender so...

He keeps muttering about an amulet of the fish and air majick or somesuch, not really sure what he is blathering about. Hopefully he will get to conquering the ocean instead of reminiscing about the lack of legs and lungs.

We understand it is hard trying to get a bunch of blathering, frothing madmen to do your bidding and that he has to take matters into his own hands and do some menial tasks every now and then, but he really does tend to forget why he is the chosen one. And who can blame a cultist for deciding that searching for belly button lint is a more pressing task than building a kelp fortress; certainly not me.

Isokron · #7 February 25th, 2009, 03:42 AM

I say that us poor oppressed unhuman nations have to stick together. So if you will just mindblast a few of those evil priests we will be happy to let you keep any land provinces you take from them.

As an added bonus undead doesn't need to eat so no risk of becoming soup (although our goulish citizens would be very happy if you could send a few of those nice big squishy brains their way)

Jazzepi · #8 February 26th, 2009, 05:09 AM

Man needs 5 fire gems sent to them this turn. Or a ring of fire eater forged this turn, and sent the next.

We can pay in gems, gold, or items. Message us!

Jazzepi

cupido2 · #9 February 26th, 2009, 07:13 AM

I could send you 5 fire gems. Or would you like the ring of fire better? It would be for free. Can't you see that we are nice?

Jazzepi · #10 February 26th, 2009, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by cupido2

I could send you 5 fire gems. Or would you like the ring of fire better? It would be for free. Can't you see that we are nice?

Your capital would be a much nicer prize!

Jazzepi