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Old July 11th, 2004, 05:57 AM
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The crochety old one finishs up the Last beer that was passed around, lets forth a whooshing sound as the carbonation build up is released, then goes back to stirring the chili

755 beers on the wall, 755 beers, take one down, pass it around, 754 bottles of beer on the wall,
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Old July 11th, 2004, 11:29 AM
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OK! Who missed the TOILET! OMG, next time you splatter the toilet so horrifically, at least have the common decency to wipe some of the (PUN) off of the seat so others can at least hover!

And that smell, what in Gods great name did you eat to cause such a mind blowing foul arse oder as that?

Good Lord man, go see a doctor!
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Old July 11th, 2004, 03:27 PM
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ROFLMAO.....(Belch)...Hick...sorry...
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Old July 11th, 2004, 05:09 PM
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I go get some wood and procede to build Geo a nice new wall to wall, floor to ceiling unit to hold as many bottles of beer as I can.

Should I build this unit to stand the bottles on shelves? Or would it be better to make it like a wine rack and have the bottles lie down? And should I enclose the unit so that it can be refridgerated?
I vote for the wine rack; I think you can pack more bottles in that way. I'd go with the fridge, too.

755 bottles of beer on the wall, 755 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 754 bottles of beer on the wall!
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Old July 11th, 2004, 05:16 PM
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.. I walk into the kitchen and unload a crate full of 'Tribbles'. There, these guys should be able to help clean up the spills and droppings. Heck they'll eat almost anything.)

Now, if you people could refrain from opening up the kitchen doors for a few mins, Geo's kitchen should be as clean as a whistle.

oh-Oh! I feel a build up of gass happening in my stomach. (Must bee all that beer, corn, cheeze and pepperoni.) PHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaP! omg, what died ? (Hey, I wasn't about to hold that in.) Besides, it could always be worse, we could be having this party in an elevator that's stuck between floors. LOL

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Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
Nope, wrong guess. Think Men In Black 1.

In fact, I don't even see a pun.
*Goes into the living room, turns on the TV, finds the "Men in Black" DVD from Geo's collection, and proceeds to watch the movie*
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.. I walk into the kitchen and unload a crate full of 'Tribbles'. There, these guys should be able to help clean up the spills and droppings. Heck they'll eat almost anything.)

Now, if you people could refrain from opening up the kitchen doors for a few mins, Geo's kitchen should be as clean as a whistle.

oh-Oh! I feel a build up of gass happening in my stomach. (Must bee all that beer, corn, cheeze and pepperoni.) PHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaP! omg, what died ? (Hey, I wasn't about to hold that in.) Besides, it could always be worse, we could be having this party in an elevator that's stuck between floors. LOL

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oh-Oh! I feel a build up of gass happening in my stomach. (Must bee all that beer, corn, cheeze and pepperoni.) PHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaP! omg, what died ? (Hey, I wasn't about to hold that in.)
Katchoo's face turns green, his eyes cross, and he promptly passes out face first onto the kitchen floor, spilling his bag of popcorn.
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Tribbles make for good eating.
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Old July 12th, 2004, 02:11 AM
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Tribbles make for good eating.
yeah, and they taste just like chicken,.. and they can be baked, fried, boiled or thrown on the bbq.

Oh, and their pelts make great earmuffs in the winter.

..Oh-Oh, now the SPCT will be all over me for saying these things. Muahahahahahaha

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