Ummh - Page 9

Sombre · #81 April 7th, 2008, 01:11 PM

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Endoperez said:
It has certainly worked to grab the attention of this forum, so it works.

We already own the game, so we're hardly the target audience. In fact we're the polar opposite.

cupido2 · #82 April 7th, 2008, 06:11 PM

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Kristoffer O said:

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lch said:
Readers of the Shrapnel Blog will have noticed, besides the hilarious on-spot Polka video, the new Dominions 3 peel ad portraying the latest of these hot females that Dom3 is famous for and which we all have grown to known and to love. I felt that the current marketing campaign still lacked a little something, and thus I present my contribution to this exciting new campaign here:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung...

*tinkers off to find hot male underwear models for the next ad*

But there is no bogbeast !

What the heck is that thing on the picture? The horrors of the syphilis? Or something you made out of clay in the kindergarten? A mutated peanut?

Kristoffer O · #83 April 7th, 2008, 06:27 PM

It's Venus from Willendorf of course.

Oldest porn in the world. 10.000 years or something.

You might recognize her shape in the Great Mother pretender.

lch · #84 April 7th, 2008, 06:38 PM

Make that about 25.000 to 30.000 years old. She's a foxy hot mama, probably a fertility idol.

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Kristoffer O said:
But there is no bogbeast !

Hmm. Either she ate it or she sat down on it and crushed it with her shapely, child-bearing buttocks. Or she's just not Bog Beast's type.

Kristoffer O · #85 April 7th, 2008, 06:49 PM

cupido2 · #86 April 7th, 2008, 06:49 PM

Ah, of course, the Venus of Willendorf (I said something Ich made out of clay in the kindergarten. 25000 year ago if he remembers correctly).

Well, it looks like she soon will give birth to the first bog beast in history. Wonder who the father could be. Perhaps vfb's green elephant?

vfb · #87 April 7th, 2008, 08:13 PM

I thought lch's ad looks kind of more like Venus of Willendorf challah bread though. Can you get that at the local bakery?

llamabeast · #88 April 8th, 2008, 01:28 PM

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We already own the game, so we're hardly the target audience. In fact we're the polar opposite.

I think these sexy ads might make me buy another copy.

lch · #89 April 8th, 2008, 01:44 PM

The next printing run probably has a calendar and a few posters of these beauties inside. That's what you're hoping for? And the Dominions 4 demo will be Playboy magazine insert.

Salamander8 · #90 April 8th, 2008, 02:26 PM

Works for me.