Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 90

El_Phil · #**891** April 4th, 2005, 04:18 PM

What is life without danger?

Apart from safer and a nightmare for insurance companies.

NullAshton · #**892** April 4th, 2005, 04:19 PM

Life without danger is like a person without an appendix.

El_Phil · #**893** April 4th, 2005, 04:25 PM

Hmmm

A bit of danger now and then is good for my soul, though I'm sure other people disagree. Not too much though, that would clearly be silly. So stay away from that Jukebox, or bring along several priests and some close air support next time.

NullAshton · #**894** April 4th, 2005, 04:26 PM

Keep all religious tailsmans away from the jukebox please.

El_Phil · #**895** April 4th, 2005, 04:32 PM

What we need is a crusade! The heroic and most noble of all the cantina must gather together there pointiest and most ridiculous weapons, then we must journey to the home planet of the jukeboxes, the planet Random

Once there confront the ruler of the jukeboxes Dark Overlord "That's not what I choose, damn machine changed my selection!" gains it's secrets and return for the final titanic, epic, battle to free the jukebox from it's many evil grips!

So I call out "Come all who are brave. For the cantina and a decent brewski free from fear of bad music!"

Suicide Junkie · #**896** April 4th, 2005, 05:02 PM

Stop spamming NA.

NullAshton · #**897** April 4th, 2005, 05:04 PM

Blame El_Phil...

Suicide Junkie · #**898** April 4th, 2005, 05:14 PM

The last three times it has been you dragging gullible new people into your dark thread killing deeds. You killed the hut with pages full of it, and you've tried twice now in here.
Common denominator := NullAshton

NullAshton · #**899** April 4th, 2005, 05:15 PM

Was just warning them of the safty hazards of the jukebox. They really should toss that into a black hole somewhere and be done with it.

Raging Deadstar · #**900** April 4th, 2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Suicide Junkie said:
The last three times it has been you dragging gullible new people into your dark thread killing deeds. You killed the hut with pages full of it, and you've tried twice now in here.
Common denominator := NullAshton

SJ that was Creepy and Evil! I can almost picture the Narrator of Lord of The Rings opening the film with such words. It must be Moderator mode, gives all of your speech a deep ominous voice that makes us mere forumites tremble.

"..And the Dark Lord Ashton dragged guillable new Visitors into his dark thread killing deeds..."