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[Strategia_In_Ultima]

"Oh, is that jukebox still causing you trouble?"

Five marines enter after Strategia and the six of them stand in front of the jukebox. The marines' weapons are trained on the device. A faint whimpering sound can be heard from the boxes and, insofar as it is possible for a completely inert metal object to move, it cowers.

(Note: I was once the Joint Chief od the Won-Ton Military, and if need be I can reactivate myself. also, just before the end of the war, I shanghaied Jack Simth into the military. His multidimensional powers are the only thing that can strike fear into the heart (ok, power adapter then) of the evil jukebox. The marines are just for show. I won't use them to harm anyone, well except maybe scorch Ashton a little if he keeps SPAMMING!!!!!)

[El_Phil]

Jack Smith vs The spirit of the Ripped Shirt Kirk

Truly this fight will be epic!

"Barman, a pint of your best brewski with a Cue Cappa tequila chase!"

El Phil sits back to watch the fight

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Foolish mortal? Jack Simth?!? Then you don't know him.....

Jack Simth is the person who singlehandedly spun up a pocket universe to keep the Won-Ton Hut safe. He can manipulate the very fabrics of all universes. NO ripped-shirt Kirk or even a fleet of D'Deridex Warbirds could stand up to him!

[El_Phil]

This is the RSK, a man never defeated in hand to hand combat. Ever. Then man who got into a fist fight with an omnipotent being and can create giant monkey wrenches from thin air!

I will not doubt Smith's ability to do wonderous things with the fabric of the multi-verse, but this is hand to hand combat. If you stop to muck around with that sort of stuff you'll get a swift(ish) flying arse of doom to the gut. The might of Kirk-Fu, the world's most energy efficent and deadly martial art, cannot be denied.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Jack SIMTH will spin up a pocket universe with the flick of his hand and imprison RSK in it when flicking it back..... before RSK even blinked. Face it. Kirk isn't omnipotent.

[El_Phil]

Never said he was. And I really do need to check my typing.

Besides I thought standard practice was to send in the other space marines to have the fight and get beaten by the possesed jukebox. Then Simth would sigh and uses the pocket universe trick.

I mean failing to do that would violate several guidelines on narrative causality, both sides need a chance to show off their clever tricks, before anyone uses super weapons just to finish it.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

What? You gotta have a prelude before launching super-weapons? Oh wow, I didn't know that, thanks.....

[Growltigger]

You are all weird....

I am slightly concerned about a few things currently being discussed in this thread:

1 what peace treaty? so far as I can see, we were not at war with this Wanton Take Out place - there was just daft references to endless fleets of supersized spaceships zipping arounf nuking everything in sight - there was no cartoon style armageddon violence that I could see, and if there was any peace treaty, as the resident legal eagle on this thread, I would have been negotiating it;

2 what is with this spamming lark that Suicide Junkie is referring to? have I missed some spamming?

3 Raging Deadstar, I have heard about the curse stone but if you are blaming the current dilemma of Carlisle United on that, you are wrong. Carlisle United are just crap (says the inveterate Sale Sharks and Chelsea fan!);

4 El Phil, you are going to get a red hot poker up the jacksy followed by a close in inspection of Barry's dentistry for unleashing those damn wasps on me!

5 Cpn' Kirk in the juke box, Celine Dion, ARRRGGGGHHHHHH this is without a doubt the worst catastrophe to hit the cantina ever, someone get to that jukebox and change the music quickly before our heads explode a la Mars Invades - even Country & Western is more preferable to Celine Dion (but not I may add, morris dancers and line dancers - any of them in the cantina will be met with extreme violence)

[NullAshton]

This spam!

Ashton drops 100 kilotons of spam on the B&G from space.

[Growltigger]

and where is Gryphin when you need a hirsute womanising philandering ludricrously moustached country and western fan to abuse?