Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina

[Taz-in-Space]

Scene: Taz, sitting in a out of the way dark corner, watches the events with some glee...

All this activity reminds me of the old days! (In a Bugs Bunny cartoon)

Bartender, another beer please.

[Gryphin]

Be wery wery quiet when hunting wabbits/bwunnys, tiggas, or Tka-Chik and other sordid denizens of the Cantinna.

[mac5732]

It is not every cantina that has an on duty and on call Para-Medic. Thank you Mephisto for securing the healing apparatus to adjust the Notorious Gryphin's (pizza swiper) injuries. In fact it would be appripriate for you, after applying the numerous bandaids and ointment, to obtain a poloroid photo and post it here on the cantina's "Infamous Rogues Gallery" for public viewing. (You know the one over the bar)

Terran C, Calzones are just mini pizzas rolled over on their sides.....but they are delicious if made right....

In additon, I have research a number of Military tactic books and manuals and civil litigation records, and nowhere does it list a "Rose Bush" as a weapon. It is only a form of nature and thus can not be constituted as any type of weapon. (this just teachs one to look before you leap)

In regards to any lawsuits, Mephisto, who is an attorney in waiting, is unable to pursue any claims as he has not completed his schooling, and besides, since he is the cantina's paramedic it could be a possible conflict of interest.
However, I shall endeavor to discuss this with the Growltigga upon his return from his Asian escapde and I'm sure he would more then be willing to represent me on a pro bono case once he learns of the dastardly deed commited upon my most humble person by the suspect Gryphin.

Taz, I'm glad you are enjoying the wonders of the cantina, drink up, the tabs still on the Tigga,

Hey, has anyone seen the Saxon?? Since he told us he was embarking upon a date, he has mysteriously been awful silent, hmmmmmm,,, Gryphin, did you send him the theories on the CTW or TGP???? I wonder if he is in recovery from his experience.. I hope he didn't try to discuss the different combat attitudes of the Phong or EEE with his young fillie....

Well, Mrs Mac wants me to pick up some mulch for the backyard, so I shall be in and out most of the day. Work never ends you know

a morning after hangover from the cantina mac

PS. I. Fyron, whats good for the morning after??? other then an egg in your beer....???

[ June 02, 2002, 17:54: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Fyron]

Mac:
I have no idea. I never get hang-overs, so I have no experience in dealing with them.

[tesco samoa]

coffee or tea...

If your stomach can handle it..... if you have to work up to it then some water and gingerale.

[Gryphin]

Medicaly speaking,
The best way to avoid a hangover is abstenance.

The second best way is to drink as much water as you do beer.

The best cure for a hangover is water and aspiren.

Reasoning: The hangover is more due to dehydration than alcahol poinsoning.
Straight faq.

[Mephisto]

Here is the photo (sorry, I didn't got it bigger):


Mac, of course I can sue you over here but as the treating Paramedic I won't.
But you can always ask Tigga for help...

[ June 02, 2002, 22:33: Message edited by: [K126]Mephisto ]

[Saxon]

Friday afternoon, before the date, Saxon is sorting out where to go to dinner. As the lady in question is Luo, a tribe from near Lake Victoria known for eating fish, he thinks of a nice sushi restaurant. He then goes to the young woman, “Do you like fish?” She replies in the affirmative. He then says, “Why don’t we go to this nice restaurant I know that serves fish, you can eat as much fish as you like.” She replies that this is delightful.

They arrive at said restaurant and she declares that she is a vegetarian. He politely asks if that means she does not eat fish. She affirms that she does not eat fish or any kind of meat. He shakes his head. He follows Gryphin’s advice on being charming, though finding that there are more and more issues suggesting that she is not as delightful as one had hoped. He drops her off and resolves that he will not be calling her again.

Gryphin’s advice worked and Saxon received eleven phone calls on Saturday and Sunday. He did not answer the phone calls. He will read Mac’s advice and answer the next call. The EEE will save the day as their battle tactics are discussed at length.

Bartender! A jug of beer every fifteen minutes until closing. Yes, Tigga’s tab.

[mac5732]

From the looks of things, it is a very quiet day here on the forum... hmmm I wonder if they all imbribed upon themselves of the Tiggas goodness and drank to all their hearts content here at the cantina over the weekend on his tab?? Oh well, he can always work it off doing dishes or trimming the rose bushes...

Saxon, sorry to hear your experience with the Sushi Fillie. 11 phone calls???? I must have a talk with Gryphin, apparently he has found something that we may be able to bottle and sell. We could make a fortune.

Mephisto, tks for the photo of the Notorious Grypnin, It does look like he enjoyed himself withhin the Rose Bush. It'll hang here in the Rogues Gallery over the bar for everyone to see. Hopefully it'll also make others stop and think before they formulate plans to swipe one's pizza and spilling one's brewskis. In regards to the suit, I appreciate your taking your paramedic vows seriously here at the cantina and not using you legal expertise to file friviless, uncalled for suits on behalf of some notorious, deranged, scrupuless entitiy that permeats swiping another's pizza and spilling his ice, cold brewski. I shall pass this whole incident along to the Tigga upon his return as I'm sure he'll enlighten us with some meaningful guidence and abstract concerns over the vile deed in question.

Tesco, and Gryphin, I shall try your recommended suggestions in regards to hangover dismissal. I'm trying to remember what we used when I was in the service to shake off the after affects after a night of liberation. It's been awhile, hmmmm

Fyron, all I can say is hmmmmmmmm

Besides after releaving myself of stress at the cantina over the weekend, Mrs Mac was not to, shall be say pleased, with the results, the twinkle returned about the 5 or 6 brew and she expressed herself in very short words,YOUR DRUNK YUK. Needless to say, she had her own ideas on recovery, I can now say that my back yard and garden, have been de-weeded, dug up, raked, and mulched. (my aching back) so you youngsters out there beware.... if you expect sympathy, forget it....

a very worn out, sore and aching Mac

[Gryphin]

Saxon,
I’d say if you like her, suggest that you both put the misunderstanding behind you and ask what restaurant she would enjoy.
Good luck