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March 16th, 2005, 08:31 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE
the title pertaining to Arnold Shwarzenegger should be deemed eroneous as he surely has a perfect vocabulary in German. It would only be his expertise in english that could be put in dispute.
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March 16th, 2005, 08:38 AM
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AGAIN I did NOT create this list..... Geez man! It's just a joke!
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March 16th, 2005, 08:45 AM
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Fair enough. We Australians may have no manners but we can get a joke  |
March 16th, 2005, 04:19 PM
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Oi, I dinn' say Awstrayleeins dinn' have manners..... I LOYKE Awstraylia, mate!
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March 17th, 2005, 12:28 AM
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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March 17th, 2005, 04:00 AM
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Two guys met in heaven
- I froze to death. How did you die?
- From relief
- How could you die from relief?
- Well, I had a suspicion that my wife where seeing someone else so one day I went home early from work to find out. I looked in the closets, the kitchen, the bedroom, under the bed but there were nobody. I was so relieved that I died from a heartattack.
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March 17th, 2005, 04:03 AM
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How do you know if you are really fat?
- You are at the beach and can hear the whales singing "We are family"
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March 17th, 2005, 04:58 AM
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Q: Why didn't the cat eat the chicken?
A: Because it tasted fowl!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because it wasn't chicken!
Brought to you by a bored Narf.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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March 17th, 2005, 09:06 AM
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Another way to know you're really, really fat.....
You're sunbathing at the beach and a Greenpeace team is trying to push you back into the water.
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March 17th, 2005, 02:48 PM
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Another way to know you're really, really fat.....
You're sunbathing at the beach and a Greenpeace team is trying to push you back into the water.
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