320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[Kamog]

From the First Book of Ruatha, Chapter 1

1:1 In the beginning, the forum was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of its pages. And Mighty Ruatha said, Let there be an Empty Thread, and there was the Empty Thread. And Ruatha saw the Empty Thread, and it was good. Then Ruatha said, let there be useless Posts in this Thread, and it was so, and Ruatha saw that it was good.

1:5 And Ruatha said, Let this Empty Thread have a Name, a changing Name, and it was so, and Ruatha saw it was good. And then Ruatha commanded us, saying, in this thread thou mayest freely post, but of useful information, thou shalt not post in excess of one per 200 Posts, for in the day that thou posteth more than that thereof, thou shalt surely die.

1:7 Verily, Ruatha saith unto us, behold this Shoe. And Ruatha cast His Shoe, and It left his hand, and there It was suspended in the air. And Ruatha commandeth, thou shalt throw thy shoe as I have done.

[mlmbd]

rags,

That is the new limit, for every 200 Posts in this thread, 1 piece of useful information can be posted.

that is once every 200 post "per user", correct? If my interpretation is wrong then this Ruatha person is suppose to die!

Kamog, what if you don't wear shoes?

mlmbd

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
rags,

quote:

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That is the new limit, for every 200 Posts in this thread, 1 piece of useful information can be posted.

that is once every 200 post "per user", correct? If my interpretation is wrong then this Ruatha person is suppose to die!

Kamog, what if you don't wear shoes?

mlmbd

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Yes, that is per user/person. So by the time I reach 1000 Posts I can finally post some useful information.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Taera:

Let there be a great temple for Ruatha!

Ok, you said there should be a great temple for Ruatha. How about one that looks like this...

Or is that too elaborate?

[ December 04, 2002, 18:29: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Raging Deadstar]

Hmm shouldn't ruatha absue his power and have a solid gold palace?

[ December 04, 2002, 18:53: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Hmm shouldn't ruatha absue his power and have a solid gold palace?

I doubt he is going to do that since he doesn't want to be our leader in the first place.

[Wardad]

Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"


The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The first guy says, "I don't know."

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know sh..?"

[Ragnarok]

ROFLOL! That was a good one man. Got a good laugh out of it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

[Kamog]

Kamog, what if you don't wear shoes?

If you don't wear shoes, then you can throw your slipper, or your roller blade, or your boot, or whatever you have on your foot. If you like to walk around in bare feet, then you need to go and buy a pair of shoes. (Or, you might be able to save some money by catching a shoe thrown by one of us.)

[KirbyEF]

Are we playing "follow the leader"?

Just checking.......