Is it a good thing to have a psychic, help you in a war...

Lord Kodos' Evil Twin · #1 January 9th, 2003, 05:12 AM

Hi, i'm psychic, ask Kodos himself, and insane to boot.

Lord Kodos · #2 January 9th, 2003, 05:18 AM

Yes, ill attest, Deathgod of Happy, is very psychotic::whispers::what oh err psychic yes thats what he is psychic sure yes aha right.

Hes miss cleo to tell the truth...

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Lord Kodos' Evil Twin · #3 January 9th, 2003, 05:20 AM

Kodos, your world will blaze, and a blackhole will come and make everything sucky!

Kamog · #4 January 9th, 2003, 06:21 AM

Wow, you're psychic? Do you have any predictions for 2003?

PvK · #5 January 9th, 2003, 08:41 AM

Psychic, or psycho?

Ruatha · #6 January 9th, 2003, 08:56 AM

I do volontary work at a childrens helpline.
One kid phoned in about a problem at school, I asked if he had talked to someone at school about it?
"- Yes, I've spoken to the psychopath!"

I replied:
"-Hmm, do you mean psychologist?"

Whithout any humour or hint of mischief, he answered "-Yes, that's what I meant."
(And the conversation wen't on..)

(btw, my wife is a psychologist)

tbontob · #7 January 9th, 2003, 08:59 AM

Ruatha, you are in big trouble if the caller was your son.

Kamog · #8 January 9th, 2003, 09:10 AM

Oh, no! A psychotic psychologist? Would such a person be able to help himself, or will he have to go see another psychotic psychologist?

tbontob · #9 January 9th, 2003, 09:32 AM

Or worse, a psychic psychotic psychologist!

Kamog · #10 January 9th, 2003, 09:45 AM

A psychic psychotic psychologist suffering from psychosomatic psychedelic disorders will require psychoanalytical psychotherapy from a psychopathic psychiatrist.