POLL Who has the funniest Sig

[DavidG]

And the nominees are:

Slynky - Sure, you can strive to fly with eagles, but turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines!

Ragnarok - "They were armed. With guns," said Omari. "Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?"

Asmala - 'The surest sign that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.' Calvin and Hobbes

geoschmo - That's what they all say, they all say 'Doh!'

Nodachi - Short ranged nuclear artillery. Am I the only one who sees a problem here?

Perrin- The WWW is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea massive, awe-inspiring, entertaining, difficult to redirect, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

And my favourite by a longshot

Instar - When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.