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Forum: Space Empires: IV & V February 2nd, 2003, 04:53 PM
Replies: 239
Views: 18,578
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Let me offer this possible addition...

3a: Replace moose with beaver as needed.
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 30th, 2003, 05:17 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,955
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: In search of Forum Rules

Ahhhhhh, you mean like in the Great Canadian Joke thread?

Sorry if I went off topic, but since I was in search of Forum rules, my doing so helped me learn something new about the Intel Forums,...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 30th, 2003, 01:01 AM
Replies: 239
Views: 18,578
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

Getting back to the reason for this thread:

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 29th, 2003, 05:56 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,955
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: In search of Forum Rules

Tanks for the feedback peeps, I'll play it by ear, which shouldn't be too hard, espeically with my ears.

Puke
Are ya saying that CIV is kinda like the H.I.V. of the game world? nahhh, its not...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 27th, 2003, 07:45 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,955
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: In search of Forum Rules

I guess its a case of 'if it ain't broke...' but in my years, I've also learned that using that as rule, leads to complacency, and that can be very dangerous.

Even if there none now, I believe...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 27th, 2003, 07:00 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,955
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: In search of Forum Rules

I agree with AS of SA that the forum rules or guideliens should be available during registration. I also think they should either be included along with the; my profile, register and other links at...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 27th, 2003, 06:02 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,955
Posted By Kaladaar
In search of Forum Rules

Would someone please post the forum rules (or a link to them) so newbies like myself don't do something terrible.

The Mods can delete this thread and add a "Sticky Forum Rules (guidelines)" so us...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 07:34 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,110
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Last One To Post in Here WINS!!!

I searched high and low for the Name Changing thread, but it was nowhere to be found. At least its hasn't been posted to in the Last 45 days.

As for the Cantina, it can too often get a little bit...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 06:28 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,110
Posted By Kaladaar
Last One To Post in Here WINS!!!

This thread is a "just for fun" thread. It has no real purpose, but to allow for a bit of fun.

Rules:
</font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whoever Posts the LAST message...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 05:19 PM
Replies: 1,631
Views: 113,601
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: OT: The House of 1001+ Avatars

David, you da man!
In the words of one certain Darth Vader, "Impressive!"
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 07:38 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Kamog:
It wasn't the 122 I was raising my eyebrow to, but the fact that he had the years right. Let's see what we can come up with if we do the calculations...

<h4><pre> 1453
-1337
...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 07:22 AM
Replies: 239
Views: 18,578
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 04:45 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Kal's keen sense of hearing makes out Primitive's half whispered answer to his question. When he hears it, he raises one eyebrow, smiles and thinks, 'For a primitive, he uses modern NETworking well'...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 04:26 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

To prevent any possible thoughts of my forging your style, oh great and masterful Avatar creator, I redrew mine so that it now has its own personality.

Kaladaar is ever watchful, not always alert,...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 02:54 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

With the Last of his Ganymede Time Bomb on its way down his throat, Kal looks up, sees one very ugly brute hovering over him. "Your chair, sorry, I was unaware." he offered... "Tell you what, if you...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 02:30 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

My good man, don't you know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Monkey see, Monkey do... Did Monkey me copy Monkey you?

Here is my explanation:
You recommended a great drawing...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 01:43 AM
Replies: 239
Views: 18,578
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, Just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 26th, 2003, 01:28 AM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Kal roars with laughter as Taz sets the bowl down in front of him. With head shaking from side to side, he shrugs, still laughing, he takes a deep breath and begins to gobble up the contents of the...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 25th, 2003, 12:02 AM
Replies: 239
Views: 18,578
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk.

He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Why, yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby ...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 24th, 2003, 11:58 PM
Replies: 239
Views: 18,578
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

There was an Asian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 24th, 2003, 11:43 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Kaladaar looks around, his eyes scanning the area, almost in a panic. he relaxes slightly when he sees the sign. Quickly, he pulls out his magic artist's pen, (with magic non-erasable ink) draws a...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 24th, 2003, 11:07 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Sipping my (blue) Kool-Aid (gee, what a manly drink that is) I scan the room. I can hear several discussing the goods and bads of Marmite. Curious, I ask the bartender, "Do you have any of this...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 24th, 2003, 10:31 PM
Replies: 2,983
Views: 283,745
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Tired from a long day of chasing space herpes, I enter slowly. (this place being so new to me, I need to be extra careful)

I take my first steps towards the bar when my eyes catch something flying...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V January 24th, 2003, 10:10 PM
Replies: 239
Views: 18,578
Posted By Kaladaar
Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date...
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