The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[Kaladaar]

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, Just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how, but I tried my best
To place my hand upon her breasts
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when she did it, I felt no shame
All at once, the white stuff came
At Last it's finished, it's all over now
My first time ever, milking a cow!