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August 26th, 2008, 02:02 PM
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Dom 3 Limericks?
There once was a Van from Nantucket.. ok ok. 
Only clean ones....
There once was a mage from Ermor
Who brought countless undead to war
Though his foe had no sword
He took control of the horde
And now Ermor is no more
-SSJ
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August 26th, 2008, 02:29 PM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
one more
An Aboleth from R'yleh was commanded
To abduct an earthling when landed
But at the congressional nave
He found no mind to enslave
And so he went home empty handed
-SSJ
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August 26th, 2008, 02:34 PM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
There once was a cocky guy
thought Pangaea would be fun to try
He amassed quite a force
and marched them all forth
but half stealthed and watched the rest die
TIP: If you Ctrl-click when you give your armies a move order then it will cause all of your armies to move un-hidden
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August 26th, 2008, 05:27 PM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
I've done that. More than once, sad to say...
There once was a Jotun from Utgard
who was no friend of sages or bards
Heroically stupid, he encountered his cupid,
a loving Drakaina, his lasting reward.
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September 22nd, 2008, 11:45 AM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
I had all the mercs I could hire
And an army for supporting fire
for an early score
I charged into war
AARRGH I let the merc hires expire
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September 22nd, 2008, 01:39 PM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
When I was,
A Young Van,
*shot to death*
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December 28th, 2008, 05:55 PM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
Would that last one be a haiku? There is a haiku thread, and a thread for poetry (for the more serious stuff).
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December 28th, 2008, 05:56 PM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
That was a 4chan reference.
+4 geekiness points, -3 charisma
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December 29th, 2008, 07:08 PM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
Unfortunately some of the memes have penetrated even the concentrated defenses of our neckbeardy hardcore strateginess.
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December 30th, 2008, 02:55 PM
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Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
Thinking of limmericks, it's quite difficult to find words that rhyme with "Ulm".
Ritter Helmuth Schlessick von Ulm
preferred infantry schturm.
When footsoldier dies
instead of noble knights,
a strategy one shouldn't spurn.
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