The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[RudyHuxtable]

The B&G is gathering evidence of our aggression. We must begin probing actions against their parking lot and valet.

[NullAshton]

Do you mind about collateral damage?

[RudyHuxtable]

No, I think you should definitely uproot all of their landscaping and destroy the sidewalk, certainly. Try to keep innocent civilians alive, but remember we are the Won-Ton Violence Take Out Hut! We only care a little about those not IN the Hut.

[NullAshton]

Ah. If suspicious movement is noted, I'll commence orbital strikes.

[RudyHuxtable]

Probe their outer defenses with several right obliques and find their flanks.

[Kamog]

What's a Battle Jupiter? Is it something like a death star? Whatever they are, it's reassuring to know they're on our side!

[RudyHuxtable]

Yes, a Battle Jupiter is a lot like the Death Star, but bigger. About 70 times the size of the Death Star and it features Planet Killers around the outside, unlike the DS which only features one.

Fortunately I had them fully automated so I wouldn't have to pay cleaning crews.

[NullAshton]

I'm not going to fire at them unprovoked. If I see a military buildup, though, you can expect to see some collateral damage into the B&G.

[RudyHuxtable]

Alright Null, I will wait to have you initiate hostilities. Let's see first if they are willing to send us all of their desserts.

[NullAshton]

Desserts are always good.