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May 23rd, 2010, 10:44 PM
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Re: The joke thread
Sorry, didnt know you were here.  |
May 30th, 2010, 07:49 PM
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Re: The joke thread
I wonder if Marignon priests touch little boys...
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October 17th, 2010, 01:13 PM
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Re: The joke thread
"I want a 3 turn NAP"
"Why tell me? Go ahead and take a nap."
"I want a NAP with you."
"You want to nap with with me?"
"Yes a 3 turn NAP"
"Together?"
"YES and it might even lead to an alliance"
"Hey I really dont like you that much"
"What if I sent gems or gold?"
"YOU THINK MY FAVORS CAN BE BOUGHT?!?"
"Pssst, hey guys. We can attack him while he is napping"
"Oh well... OK. Send me gold and gems, then we will nap."
"Send all of our armies to his borders NOW"
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October 17th, 2010, 03:54 PM
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Re: The joke thread
- What the hell happened to our blood economy?
- Sorry sir, It got fucked up.
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October 17th, 2010, 04:14 PM
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Re: The joke thread
LLOL
That was good. It had a light lag to it before I caught it. Subtle. Very good
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October 19th, 2010, 09:37 AM
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Re: The joke thread
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Originally Posted by Mysterio
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf Parker
From an AAR on another Dom3 forum....
Q: What's the best type of Bard?
A: A dead one!
Q: What's better than a dead Bard?
A: Three dead Bards!
Q: What's better than three dead Bards?
A: Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a Stone Idol! |
Woo hoo! My quote made the joke thread! Glad you liked it. |
When I read that I totally cracked up. I couldn't talk for like half a minute. I guess it just has this "retard joke" feel, but it's actually funny too  Combined with slight reminder to all those dead baby jokes, it was pretty literal lol. |
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