The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[douglas]

"EIGHT..."

"KABOOM"

Suddenly the Take-Out Hut and surrounding forces are cast into shadow as the Post-Dated Check Loan teraports in and fires a warning shot.

"ATTENTION FORCES THREATENING THE TAKE-OUT HUT" blares from the huge ship's speakers, and from several dozen speaker equipped terapedoes that suddenly appear in the midst of General Woundwort's forces. "WE HAVE ENOUGH FIREPOWER TO DESTROY ALL OF YOU MANY TIMES OVER." Minitanks start deploying from the PDCL's bays. "YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO LEAVE BEFORE WE OPEN FIRE. ANY ATTEMPT TO ATTACK US OR THE TAKE-OUT HUT WILL END OUR COUNTDOWN EARLY."

"TEN..."
"NINE..."

Edit: An umbrella of terapedoes is launched with orders to destroy any approaching armed craft that can't be positively ID'd as friendly. A teraport denial field is also activated, with a loophole for those who know the key, of course.