Re: Creative AI Message
Have you ever wondered what a Phong in a thong looks like, well onboard our ship we have over five female Phong all wearing the tiniest thong's you've ever seen.
All you need to do to see this is power down your weapons and lower your shields!
Dear Alien race:
We are sorry we traveled over 5,000 light years and bombed your planet back into the stone age, our navigator got his system adresses screwed up you see you are 9,9,9 and we were actually trying to hit system 9,9,6 please accept this lovely fruit basket and flower arrangement as a sincere apology for the mistake.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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