Re: OT: Things we do to our pets
LOL...I sometimes feel in the mood to "torture" one of our two. I tell my wife that it's required of them...how they "earn their living".
I like playing "Olympic Soccer". It's where I take off one of my socks, slip it over their head and count the seconds it takes them to get it off. One cat has gotten quite good by calmly placing her foot on the loose end and holding it down while she pulls her head back. Record time? 3 seconds. However, the other one continues backing up to get out of it (LOL). Now, THAT'S funny! (then I feel bad about it afterwards.)
And, there's strips of tape on the part of their back near their tail. Bows at Christmas (LOL).
Sometimes, I fart on them. I think they are humiliated by that.
They like jumping in boxes that are half open, so I stack one on another one but placing it nearly half off the edge so when they jump it, it falls off.
OK, so I'm a sick bastard! It's how they earn their living!
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