You have been playing to much dominons when...
*You see beautiful scenery and the first thing that occurs to you is 'This would make a great magic site.'.
*You only worry about your health one month out of the year.
*You always keep things tidy to avoid natural disasters.
*Whenever you get anything really nice, you immediately start worrying about long term horror marking effect.
*You are baffled by history books suggesting siege engines for breaking down castle walls instead of sensible bird swarms.
*If someone tries to assassinate you, you know better than to try and run away.
*You always keep a good parrying dagger in case of an earthquake.
*You know you must be a hero, because of your unequaled obesity.
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