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December 23rd, 2002, 03:25 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
What is "adoo", and why dont we need any further of it?
What is the opposite of disgruntled?
If it was only a three hour tour, why did they pack so many clothes?
And how come the Professor could turn a coconut into a radio, but he couldn't patch a hole in the boat?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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December 23rd, 2002, 03:29 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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A woodchuck would chuck how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!
[ December 23, 2002, 01:33: Message edited by: Gandalph ]
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December 23rd, 2002, 03:39 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
When will time end, and what happens an hour later?
Where is the end of the universe, and what happens if you go another light year past that?
Why do birds sing?
Why do great looking women chose dorky boyfriends?
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December 23rd, 2002, 03:43 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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Why do great looking women chose dorky boyfriends?
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December 23rd, 2002, 10:29 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
People always say; "Be Alert".
What is a 'lert'?
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December 24th, 2002, 01:12 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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Well I see another topic that will run wild 
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So it would seem! I was really hoping for an answer for the very fist question.  I guess maybe it really is unaswerable.
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December 24th, 2002, 01:15 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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how come the Professor could turn a coconut into a radio, but he couldn't patch a hole in the boat?
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If you were stuck on a tropical island with Mary Anne and Ginger, would you fix the boat?
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