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February 4th, 2003, 08:44 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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February 4th, 2003, 09:08 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
some cars will actually let you pull out the back of the rear seats and gain entry into the trunk. or you could learn how to pick locks. "no really officer this is my car. i just locked my keys in the trunk. honestly." 
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February 5th, 2003, 12:45 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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some cars will actually let you pull out the back of the rear seats and gain entry into the trunk. or you could learn how to pick locks. "no really officer this is my car. i just locked my keys in the trunk. honestly."
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Yes, exactly ! I had to puff for half an hour disassembling rear seats.
We do have a spare key but that key is good only for opening car and starting the engine, not for trunk. As it was explained to me on this forum, it is called "valet key". To tal insanity, IMHO.
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February 5th, 2003, 03:27 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
That's funny...It took me a bit to figure out what that meant. I'm just so used to "Call Triple-A?" that I completely missed it.
Option 3: Use a cutting torch to remove a small portion of the trunk lid.
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February 5th, 2003, 06:48 PM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
I think the valet key won't open the glove compartment, either (assuming you have a lock on it).
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February 14th, 2003, 01:09 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
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February 14th, 2003, 01:51 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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What do you call a male ladybug?
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Thats a queerbug 
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February 15th, 2003, 02:28 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
What do you call a male ladybug?
A: A Bug-her
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
A: Transparent!
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
A: The Chef!
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
A: They looked over at the sundial!
Which is the other side of the street?
A: The Opposite one!
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
A: Because he didn't know they were there!
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
A: To be sure you don't die of complications!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Good Question!
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
A: Because it's a NoseBeard!
I hope this sets your mind clear!
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February 15th, 2003, 08:27 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
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quote: Call CAA?
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That's funny...It took me a bit to figure out what that meant. I'm just so used to "Call Triple-A?" that I completely missed it.
Yeh, here we call it the Canadian Automotive Association.
I once I locked my keys in my car. Called my brother-in-law who called a friend who brought a flexible shim with a slight hook on the end. Within 1o seconds, the door was open.
Even though I saw this happen in the movies many times, I just didn't realize they could do it so quick.
Anyways, I do belong to CAA and wonder if CAA or AAA have a locksmith on staff or on call? I just assumed they did.
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February 15th, 2003, 08:48 AM
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Re: OT - Unexplainable mysteries of the Universe ... Explained!
AAA, at least, just calls someone to come fix your problem/tow your vehicle. If they're not there in ~30 minutes, you can call someone else, and AAA will foot that bill instead. At least, that's how the premium plan works.
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