The Funniest Canadian Joke.

tbontob · #1 January 24th, 2003, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
He is still grinning like an idiot. Maybe I am a comedian after all... nah...

Fyron · #2 January 24th, 2003, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by tbontob:
As a old Christian saying states, "Take the log out of your own eye first before complaining about the splinter in your neighbour."

You were complaining other people had no sense of humour and just verified you do not.

Just because I didn't think 3 lame jokes were funny doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor.

tbontob · #3 January 24th, 2003, 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:

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Originally posted by tbontob:
As a old Christian saying states, "Take the log out of your own eye first before complaining about the splinter in your neighbour."

You were complaining other people had no sense of humour and just verified you do not.

Just because I didn't think 3 lame jokes were funny doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor.

It's a good start!

DavidG · #4 January 24th, 2003, 05:30 AM

Post your jokes here. Have Fyron tell you they're not funny. Eventually we'll figure out what passes for humour in CA, USA.

Fyron · #5 January 24th, 2003, 05:31 AM

Ok... you are getting better with your alleged jokes.

After all, I am the CA, USA authority on humor. Nothing is funny here unless I say it is.

[ January 24, 2003, 03:32: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

tbontob · #6 January 24th, 2003, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by DavidG:
Post your jokes here. Have Fyron tell you they're not funny. Eventually we'll figure out what passes for humour in CA, USA.

LOLROF

You guys gotta stop this! Or I'll have a stroke!

Arkcon · #7 January 24th, 2003, 05:41 AM

Boy, I was so excited with the laugh lab. I thought the jokes were going to be the funniest ever, and define humor, instead every single one was lame.

Did they just not poll the people with a sense of humor or what?

And what's with the Discovery Canada poll? Two top jokes are urban legends?

I mean, a joke should make you wonder what was said, and as you gradually piece it together, a glimmer enters your eye, and ROTHLMAO.

So, an Englishman, an Irishman, and an American are drinking in a pub. They're getting drunk, getting rowdy, and the bartender throws them out.

They go to the roof to get some air.

The Irishman says, "Les takka jog 'round the bbbuildn' to sober up"

The American says, "Let's fly around instead"

"You're on", says the Irishman.

As the ambulance wheels away the Irishman, the Englishman turns to the American and says,

"Your're a real jerk when you drink, you know that Superman"

[ January 24, 2003, 03:42: Message edited by: Arkcon ]