The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[Arkcon]

Boy, I was so excited with the laugh lab. I thought the jokes were going to be the funniest ever, and define humor, instead every single one was lame.

Did they just not poll the people with a sense of humor or what?

And what's with the Discovery Canada poll? Two top jokes are urban legends?

I mean, a joke should make you wonder what was said, and as you gradually piece it together, a glimmer enters your eye, and ROTHLMAO.

So, an Englishman, an Irishman, and an American are drinking in a pub. They're getting drunk, getting rowdy, and the bartender throws them out.

They go to the roof to get some air.

The Irishman says, "Les takka jog 'round the bbbuildn' to sober up"

The American says, "Let's fly around instead"

"You're on", says the Irishman.

As the ambulance wheels away the Irishman, the Englishman turns to the American and says,

"Your're a real jerk when you drink, you know that Superman"

[ January 24, 2003, 03:42: Message edited by: Arkcon ]