The Funniest Canadian Joke.

tbontob · #1 January 24th, 2003, 05:57 AM

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I'll duddy all the fuds I want to.

LOLROF

Yes, I guess you will.

tbontob · #2 January 24th, 2003, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
I'll duddy all the fuds I want to.

I would just recommend you not say that too openly.

Fyron · #3 January 24th, 2003, 06:00 AM

Am I missing something here? I assumed those were made-up nonsense words. They may be real words, but would still be nonsense (like fair progressive tax).

tbontob · #4 January 24th, 2003, 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
Am I missing something here? I assumed those were made-up nonsense words. They may be real words, but would still be nonsense (like fair progressive tax).

No they were not.

Ragnarok · #5 January 24th, 2003, 06:07 AM

LOL! This has been one great thread let me tell you.

I got to post a joke now to see if I can make Fyron laugh. He probably is dying over these jokes but just isn't busting to make us look like fools. Right Fyron?

Here it goes.....This joke is a polock joke but no offense to any polish people out there today.

I was watching the news today and a news flash came across the screen and reported a bad air plane crash in poland early this morning. It was a little Sessna(sp?) 2 seater plane with a full crew complement of 2 people. Suddenly something went wrong and the plane crashed into a cemetary. They started questioning a polish police officer about the crash. Here is what was said: "How are things going in your search for the bodies of the pilot?" asked the news reporter.
"Not so good I'm afraid. So far we have found over 300 bodies and expect to find more as digging continues.

The end...
Sad thing was they never found the Pilot.

So Fyron, how'd it do?

DavidG · #6 January 24th, 2003, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by Ragnarok:
LOL! This has been one great thread let me tell you. I got to post a joke now to see if I can make Fyron laugh. He probably is dying over these jokes but just isn't busting to make us look like fools. Right Fyron?
Here it goes.....This joke is a polock joke but no offense to any polish people out there today.

I was watching the news today and a news flash came across the screen and reported a bad air plane crash in poland early this morning. It was a little Sessna(sp?) 2 seater plane with a full crew complement of 2 people. Suddenly something went wrong and the plane crashed into a cemetary. They started questioning a polish police officer about the crash. Here is what was said: "How are things going in your search for the bodies of the pilot?" asked the news reporter.
"Not so good I'm afraid. So far we have found over 300 bodies and expect to find more as digging continues.

The end...
Sad thing was they never found the Pilot.
So Fyron, how'd it do?

Well let's see 3 funny ones Fyron found not funny then a lame one he found a bit funny. Since this one is truly lame he'll probably find it really funny.

Ragnarok · #7 January 24th, 2003, 06:40 AM

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Well let's see 3 funny ones Fyron found not funny then a lame one he found a bit funny. Since this one is truly lame he'll probably find it really funny.

I know it's lame that's why I posted it.

I figured same as you did, if what we find as truely lame he surely has to think it's funny.
But before I hit the sack for the night one Last joke, I just found it on the bob and tom website and thought it was an ok joke.

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
"John," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their Last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your Last name?"
The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling."
"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."

Ok, so I am going to post two instead, so what...

Q - What did George Washington say to his men just before they got on the boat?
A - Men, get on the boat.

Ok, I'm done...

So they aren't the best jokes but I'm trying ot see what kind of humor gets Fyron to laugh.